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THX1138 wrote:

dawnsfire wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:* plops down on the couch* I love listening to you talk =)

Ah, then thou art in luck Lil' Bit, for my Queen and I have a penchant for the Queen's English as it ought be spoke, and by that we do intend to mean Queen Elizabeth's English, for ne'er was there a time with our tongue was so best used. Interesting, is it not, the many meanings of that sentence...

RM

Aye, in sooth! But thou dost 'mind me still of one I fancied myself in love with. Tho' in all but one of the best of ways!

A pox upon me for stirring unseemly thoughts my Queen, thou knowest any pains thou feels are mine a hundred fold. Would such a cur be bound like the stripling welp he is and thrashed soundly for having lost thy favor. Tho' in sooth, no punishment could be so great as to lose thy favor.

I love the the way english flowed off the tongues during that time. Much gentler then the way we speak now. Not to talk badly about us, but the way you two speak, it just seems to flow from your tongues. Now a days we just vomit from out mouths.

I' faith, 'tis my King who speaks the speech so lightly; I must labor at it, yet do I flatter myself that it serves. Thou mayest credit a misspent youth of medieval literature and fantastic scribblings for my own small skill.

Thou art too modest my Queen, for my own talent pales in the absence of thy company. Nay, farest one, it is thee who quickens my tongue, thee who hastens my wits, and for thee alone I mean these words, an' we might be so bold, no youth spent as yours could be counted misspent, nor any skill such as thine beca called small lest one call the whole of the world but a patch of dirt, and all the oceans a puddle.

RM

La, good sir, I thinkest thou must imbibe of thy physic as well as the fruit of the barley more often, if such compliments pour forth from thine pen!

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:I'll still be here when you get back. Sadly even tho it's late here ( 4am ) stupid daylight savings time &*&(&. I just can't find it in me to sleep...

Ah sleep, that ellusive demon - hell, it's actually 3:03 right now. Who saw that coming?

RM

Hmmmm I can picture something else coming....see I told you I'm not innocent. I'm a very very bad girl =P

I see Lady Rae is cut of the same cloth as myself-- on the outside, but on the inside! You are most welcome to our court!

THX1138 wrote:Okay, I've got to tap out for a second here - farmer's field my Queen? that one slays me because my addlepated brain immediately went to plowing and my Queen, we had naught the intention of that intimation - but damn it did make us laugh.


RM

Think fertilizer!

dawnsfire wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:I'll still be here when you get back. Sadly even tho it's late here ( 4am ) stupid daylight savings time &*&(&. I just can't find it in me to sleep...

Ah sleep, that ellusive demon - hell, it's actually 3:03 right now. Who saw that coming?

RM

Hmmmm I can picture something else coming....see I told you I'm not innocent. I'm a very very bad girl =P

I see Lady Rae is cut of the same cloth as myself-- on the outside, but on the inside! You are most welcome to our court!

dawnsfire wrote:Thrashed indeed, for methinks he wished to be free and yet knew me so well as to lead me into freeing myself first. And yet, while I do yet miss some of his ways and his conversation, which did make me laugh on the darkest of days, I know full well that 'twas time for us to part ways and my heart hath mended almost entire. Pray do not hold back thy witticisms and or thy keen insights on my account!

La, good sir, I thinkest thou must imbibe of thy physic as well as the fruit of the barley more often, if such compliments pour forth from thine pen!

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:I'll still be here when you get back. Sadly even tho it's late here ( 4am ) stupid daylight savings time &*&(&. I just can't find it in me to sleep...

Ah sleep, that ellusive demon - hell, it's actually 3:03 right now. Who saw that coming?

RM

Hmmmm I can picture something else coming....see I told you I'm not innocent. I'm a very very bad girl =P

dawnsfire wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:I'll still be here when you get back. Sadly even tho it's late here ( 4am ) stupid daylight savings time &*&(&. I just can't find it in me to sleep...

Ah sleep, that ellusive demon - hell, it's actually 3:03 right now. Who saw that coming?

RM

Hmmmm I can picture something else coming....see I told you I'm not innocent. I'm a very very bad girl =P

I see Lady Rae is cut of the same cloth as myself-- on the outside, but on the inside! You are most welcome to our court!

THX1138 wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:I'll still be here when you get back. Sadly even tho it's late here ( 4am ) stupid daylight savings time &*&(&. I just can't find it in me to sleep...

Ah sleep, that ellusive demon - hell, it's actually 3:03 right now. Who saw that coming?

RM

Hmmmm I can picture something else coming....see I told you I'm not innocent. I'm a very very bad girl =P

Ah Lil' Bit - you know what they say about bad girls right? To quote one of my own fics "Good girls go to heaven, but bad girls? Bad girls go all the way."

Welcome to the fold baby. Hail to the king.

RM

dawnsfire wrote:

THX1138 wrote:Okay, I've got to tap out for a second here - farmer's field my Queen? that one slays me because my addlepated brain immediately went to plowing and my Queen, we had naught the intention of that intimation - but damn it did make us laugh.


RM

Think fertilizer!

THX1138 wrote:

dawnsfire wrote:

THX1138 wrote:Okay, I've got to tap out for a second here - farmer's field my Queen? that one slays me because my addlepated brain immediately went to plowing and my Queen, we had naught the intention of that intimation - but damn it did make us laugh.


RM

Think fertilizer!

Ah, so clear to me now. I should have been thinking fertilizer, instead I was thinking seed. Okay, I'm going to hell now...

RM

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:Fire and Ice baby!

THX1138 wrote:

dawnsfire wrote:Thrashed indeed, for methinks he wished to be free and yet knew me so well as to lead me into freeing myself first. And yet, while I do yet miss some of his ways and his conversation, which did make me laugh on the darkest of days, I know full well that 'twas time for us to part ways and my heart hath mended almost entire. Pray do not hold back thy witticisms and or thy keen insights on my account!

Thy will is mine, my Queen, and rest thy pretty head assured that this cur, this feckless being, both base and common for base and common and feckless he must be e'er he be called a man for having spurned thee, that this stripling welp should e'er it be our misfortune to meet would be meet with a so sound a thrashing that his grand dam woulds feel the wounds, and his grand sire bear the marks. To have spurned thy affections, to have wounded thee even in part, so great is our anger with this thing that walks as a man and yet lacks even the basest aspect of a man, so fierce our resolve that thou needst say the word my Queen, and we shall teach him well what it means to incurr our wrath.

La, good sir, I thinkest thou must imbibe of thy physic as well as the fruit of the barley more often, if such compliments pour forth from thine pen!

For thee, my Queen, I wouldst do so every day just to brighten thy day the least measuer, to be a candle in a room bathed by Apollo's light, wouldst I consider it an honor to know that thou are that much more comfitted by my feeble musings, and feeble they are my Queen, for words cannot do justice to thee, nor shouldst they, for thou art more than words to us, more than sweet nothings, and thou must knowest this for sooth, it speaks from our heart to thine that it is so.

RM

*thud*

And upon that note, and entirely to our displeasure, I must needs bid thee farewell--the dawn (an' thou pardon the term) comes too early now that the government hath taken control o'er the clock and I am expected to attend devotions with my grandmother upon the hour of tierce. But know that thy kind words and glowing compliments are ever appreciated and held close to my heart!

God grant thee both a good night!



(oh, and should thou ever truly thrash that knave, Patrick by name, I wouldst be there to witness!)

THX1138 wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:Fire and Ice baby!

Correct me if I'm wrong Lil' Bit, but I believe that combination results in one being hot and wet.

RM

dawnsfire wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

dawnsfire wrote:Thrashed indeed, for methinks he wished to be free and yet knew me so well as to lead me into freeing myself first. And yet, while I do yet miss some of his ways and his conversation, which did make me laugh on the darkest of days, I know full well that 'twas time for us to part ways and my heart hath mended almost entire. Pray do not hold back thy witticisms and or thy keen insights on my account!

Thy will is mine, my Queen, and rest thy pretty head assured that this cur, this feckless being, both base and common for base and common and feckless he must be e'er he be called a man for having spurned thee, that this stripling welp should e'er it be our misfortune to meet would be meet with a so sound a thrashing that his grand dam woulds feel the wounds, and his grand sire bear the marks. To have spurned thy affections, to have wounded thee even in part, so great is our anger with this thing that walks as a man and yet lacks even the basest aspect of a man, so fierce our resolve that thou needst say the word my Queen, and we shall teach him well what it means to incurr our wrath.

La, good sir, I thinkest thou must imbibe of thy physic as well as the fruit of the barley more often, if such compliments pour forth from thine pen!

For thee, my Queen, I wouldst do so every day just to brighten thy day the least measuer, to be a candle in a room bathed by Apollo's light, wouldst I consider it an honor to know that thou are that much more comfitted by my feeble musings, and feeble they are my Queen, for words cannot do justice to thee, nor shouldst they, for thou art more than words to us, more than sweet nothings, and thou must knowest this for sooth, it speaks from our heart to thine that it is so.

RM

*thud*

And upon that note, and entirely to our displeasure, I must needs bid thee farewell--the dawn (an' thou pardon the term) comes too early now that the government hath taken control o'er the clock and I am expected to attend devotions with my grandmother upon the hour of tierce. But know that thy kind words and glowing compliments are ever appreciated and held close to my heart!

God grant thee both a good night!



(oh, and should thou ever truly thrash that knave, Patrick by name, I wouldst be there to witness!)

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:Heya Night!

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:Fire and Ice baby!

Correct me if I'm wrong Lil' Bit, but I believe that combination results in one being hot and wet.

RM

Oh it does sweetheart. Hot and wet is a good thing when you have the right amount of fire and ice

THX1138 wrote:Ah, morning calls and night answers. We find the contrast most pleaseing.

RM

THX1138 wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:Fire and Ice baby!

Correct me if I'm wrong Lil' Bit, but I believe that combination results in one being hot and wet.

RM

Oh it does sweetheart. Hot and wet is a good thing when you have the right amount of fire and ice

Well I hope you got just the right amount of fire and ice there then baby, 'cause that's what I was aiming for.

RM

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:Fire and Ice baby!

Correct me if I'm wrong Lil' Bit, but I believe that combination results in one being hot and wet.

RM

Oh it does sweetheart. Hot and wet is a good thing when you have the right amount of fire and ice

Well I hope you got just the right amount of fire and ice there then baby, 'cause that's what I was aiming for.

RM

Oh your aim was good =P I noticed my pms stopped working

THX1138 wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:Fire and Ice baby!

Correct me if I'm wrong Lil' Bit, but I believe that combination results in one being hot and wet.

RM

Oh it does sweetheart. Hot and wet is a good thing when you have the right amount of fire and ice

Well I hope you got just the right amount of fire and ice there then baby, 'cause that's what I was aiming for.

RM

Oh your aim was good =P I noticed my pms stopped working

I'm guessing you didn't get my last one?

RM

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

verticallychallangedcutie wrote:Fire and Ice baby!

Correct me if I'm wrong Lil' Bit, but I believe that combination results in one being hot and wet.

RM

Oh it does sweetheart. Hot and wet is a good thing when you have the right amount of fire and ice

Well I hope you got just the right amount of fire and ice there then baby, 'cause that's what I was aiming for.

RM

Oh your aim was good =P I noticed my pms stopped working

I'm guessing you didn't get my last one?

RM

I got your last one but then I sent you one. And it was an amazing pm. Let me try to find it. I've been sitting here waiting for a reply lol.