Bones Quiz, by I Hart Booth

Posted 11/12/2007 16:44:48 (11/12/2007 10:44:48 PM)


The Hart Experience: Bones Quiz

Test your Bones Knowledge with this fun quiz. Go only by what you know, no looking online or watching episodes to help. There are five questions for each main character (Cam nor Goodman are included) from all three seasons. Write down your answers as you go and check them against the key at the bottom. Give yourself one point for every question you get right, then find out your Bones IQ. Are you in Zach’s ionosphere?


ZACH

1. Zach is an empirical scientist all the way. But if you ask his mother he’s…
a. Protestant
b. Lutheran
c. Catholic
d. Hindu

2. Zach doesn’t want to kill who ‘because they have names’?
a. Blood sucking leaches
b. Molting maggot larvae
c. Flesh eating beetles
d. Lab rats

3. Zach is from which state?
a. Montana
b. Massachusetts
c. Minnesota
d. Michigan

4. Angela (and the whole rest of the female show population) immediately knew the first thing Zach needed to change for his makeover was...
a. His hair
b. New t-shirts
c. His eye crusties
d. He needed more ties

5. Zach’s two PhDs are in Forensic Anthropology and_____.
a. Applied Mathematics
b. Physics
c. Engineering
d. Computer Science

HODGINS

1. According to Hodgins, the ‘little green men’ are actually…
a. Pink
b. Gray
c. Blue
d. White

2. Hodgins has an enthusiasm for which underwater sport?
a. Cave diving
b. Snorkeling
c. Scuba diving
d. Deep sea diving

3. In ‘The Boy in the Shroud’ Hodgins gives Angela…
a. A bracelet
b. A kiss
c. A bottle of perfume
d. A flower

4. How many times did Hodgins propose to Angela?
a. 1
b. 2
c. 3
d. 4

5. _______ ________ are the two sweetest words Hodgins knows.
a. Angela’s thong
b. Insect larvae
c. Unidentified particulates
d. Conspiracy theory


ANGELA

1. Before talking to Goodman, Angela described her job as…
a. Drawing dead people
b. Drawing death costumes
c. Drawing death masks
d. Drawing dead faces

2. In the pilot, Angela tells Brennan to buy a ticket on which ride?
a. Booth
b. Hodgins
c. The Ferris Wheel
d. Micheal Stires

3. Angela’s first marriage took place in…
a. Haiti
b. Tahiti
c. Hawaii
d. Figi

4. Angela befriended a dying girl in ‘Graft in the Girl’, what was the girl’s name?
a. Amanda
b. Allison
c. Amy
d. Ariel

5. Angela likes short men because they have better _______.
a. Life expectancy
b. Longevity
c. Leverage
d. Learning curves


BRENNAN

1. Brennan speaks two other languages besides English and Spanish. They are…
a. French and German
b. Spanish and Latin
c. Polish and Swedish
d. Latin and French

2. Brennan and her brother Russ have a special way of saying ‘I love you’. Is it…
a. Hide and Seek
b. Duck, Duck, Goose
c. Marco Polo
d. Red Light, Green Light

3. Temperance Brennan was born Joy Keenan, what were her brother, mother and father’s original names?
a. Russ, Ruth and Mathew
b. Kyle, Christine and Mathew
c. Russ, Christine and Max
d. Kyle, Ruth and Max

4. Dr. Brennan always goes to the Company Halloween Party as the same superhero. That is…
a. Cat Woman
b. Super Woman
c. Wonder Woman
d. Invisible Woman

5. Brennan believes plastic surgery is ________.
a. Barbaric
b. Demeaning and irrational
c. Worth every penny
d. A necessary evil


BOOTH

1. Name two former love interests of the FBI man.
a. Brennan and Angela
b. Tessa and Rebecca
c. Angela and Cam
d. Rebecca and Brennan

2. In ‘Soldier on the Grave’ Booth feels guilty about something he did in…
a. Kosovo
b. Bagdad
c. Afganistan
d. Tel Aviv

3. Booth doesn’t like this common circus act.
a. Man eating lions
b. Acrobats
c. Tightrope walkers
d. Clowns

4. Booth is a father. He has…
a. One son
b. One daughter
c. One daughter and one son
d. Two sons

5. Booth doesn’t believe in __________ in murder investigations.
a. Squints
b. Spreading the pain
c. Coincidences
d. Pulling punches

THE SHOW

1. In which Episode does Zach get his doctorate?
a. Woman in the Tunnel
b. Spaceman in a Crater
c. The Man in the Cell
d. Judas on a Pole

2. In which episode did we learn of Booth’s former gambling problem?
a. A Man on Death Row
b. A Skull in the Desert
c. The Soldier on the Grave
d. Two Bodies in the Lab

3. In which episode do we learn the difference between a ‘squint’ and a ‘squid’?
a. The Man with the Bone
b. The Man on the Fairway
c. The Knight on the Grid
d. The Blonde in the Game

4. In which episode does Angela dress like an elf?
a. The Woman in the Sand
b. The Man in the Fallout Shelter
c. The Santa in the Slush
d. The Truth in the Lye

5. In which episode does Brennan finally get a gun?
a. The Man in the Wall
b. The Man in the Mansion
c. Aliens in a Spaceship
d. The Man in the Cell

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The Answers:

ZACH HODGINS ANGELA BRENNAN BOOTH THE SHOW
1 – B 1 – B 1 – C 1 – D 1 – B 1 – D
2 – C 2 – A 2 – A 2 – C 2 – A 2 – C
3 – D 3 – D 3 – D 3 – D 3 – D 3 – A
4 – A 4 – B 4 – C 4 – C 4 – A 4 – B
5 – C 5 – C 5 – C 5 – A 5 – C 5 – D



The Verdict:

0 – 10
Does That Sound Too Squinty?
Come come now, you can do better than that. Obviously you’ve spent too much time trying to catch glimpses of Booth’s abs, and not enough time paying attention to the show! Here’s what you need to do, go out, buy Season One and Two on DVD and lock yourself in a room with the TV and a 12-pack of Red Bull. Don’t come out until you can score at least a fifteen. See you when your ready to play in the big leagues, baby. (Sorry, the baby just slipped out) To prevent eyestrain, you should probably sprinkle in some fanfiction in between this Bones Marathon, but don’t worry, any Bones is good Bones. Have fun!


11 – 20
I Miss Normal People
You’re one of those balanced people. You obviously love Bones (with bodies like those of Booth and Hodgins, what’s not to love?) but you haven’t quite crossed over into the realm of ‘obsessed’. I suppose whether or not this is a good thing is a matter of personal opinion. You probably TiVo the show, but haven’t bought the DVDs. And you can name all the characters, but haven’t a clue what their parent’s and sibling’s names are. And you squealed when Booth and Bones kissed, but you might not get all the inside jokes woven throughout most episodes. That’s cool, as long as you remember that we’ll always welcome you here on the dark side, should you ever decide to join us.


21 – 30
I Find Intelligence Soothing
Congratulations! The only people that probably know more about the show than you are writers and…other Bones Addicts with no shame. It’s okay, that’s a good thing. You own the DVDs, and what’s more, you watch them. Over and over and over. You know everything there is to know about the show, and you like to talk about it with other Bones Addicts. You probably read and/or write fanfiction and you just can’t get enough of Booth in ‘those’ jeans. You regularly scream, squeal, sigh, thud or dance a jig when watching Bones and you’ve thrown something at someone who had the audacity to interrupt you while not on commercial at least once. You, my friend, have a problem. Thankfully it’s a problem millions of other people share with you around the world and there’s support groups you can join. See you there homie!

Hope you had fun, don't forget to comment and tell everyone your score!!

Posted 11/12/2007 17:17:38 (11/12/2007 11:17:38 PM)


Is it really really sad that I got all the questions right? I need a life and the ability to forget things.

Quick note, Figi is spelt Fiji, it was going to host the 2007 Netball World Championships, but with the political instability, this went to New Zealand. It is currently led by Commodore Frank Bainimarama, has a population of around 850,000 and is very strong in rugby sevens. Did I mention I need a life?

Posted 11/12/2007 19:41:47 (12/12/2007 01:41:47 AM)


Go me! 29/30... I am an addict, and proud of it.

Thanks for the quiz!

Posted 12/12/2007 03:02:58 (12/12/2007 09:02:58 AM)


27/30... respectable I guess!
Great idea Hart!!

Posted 12/12/2007 03:05:49 (12/12/2007 09:05:49 AM)


My score on this quiz was 28 I only missed 2. I guess I am as smart as Zach is. Go Me!

BONES RULES!

Posted 12/12/2007 05:57:11 (12/12/2007 11:57:11 AM)


ok i only got 26, im a little dissappointed with that,considering ive watched every episode over and over, i guess ill just have to watch them all again, poor me lol
great quiz x x

Posted 12/12/2007 07:51:46 (12/12/2007 01:51:46 PM)


My score is 29/30. I am an addict and proud of it!
Thanks so much for the quiz, it was fun.

Posted 12/12/2007 15:54:49 (12/12/2007 09:54:49 PM)


I got a 27/30. Have you noticed that everyone who has posted their score got the highest score. That summary about the addicts fits me perfectly!

Posted 12/12/2007 16:04:10 (12/12/2007 10:04:10 PM)


27! Boo yea!

Posted 12/12/2007 16:49:49 (12/12/2007 10:49:49 PM)


shit I got 27 out of 30 and I"m pissed at that....I can't believe I missed those 3...
damn damn damn...much watch episodes more...

fab

Posted 12/12/2007 18:31:00 (13/12/2007 00:31:00 AM)


Fab was that before or after the egg nogs???
i would think that everyone who is on here would score in the highest ranking... deductive reasoning... if you're obsessed enough to be on a Bones message board, you've probably seen all the eps at least once... i could be wrong though... lol!

Posted 13/12/2007 11:52:32 (13/12/2007 05:52:32 PM)


I got 30, so proud of myself, mind you I do watch them over and over again, like alot of you! Really enjoyed that quiz thankyou Hart.

Posted 13/12/2007 12:12:54 (13/12/2007 06:12:54 PM)


28 out of 30! I feel so accomplished . . .

Posted 17/12/2007 03:31:55 (17/12/2007 09:31:55 AM)


I got 28 too! I feel so happy! that's what I feel like doing! *Look to smiley at left*

Posted 18/12/2007 11:10:02 (18/12/2007 05:10:02 PM)


26! 26! 262626! YAY! Must go study!

Posted 20/12/2007 19:08:51 (21/12/2007 01:08:51 AM)


On question #1 on Brennan's, she doesn't speak French, she speaks Spanish. Remember in Woman in the Garden? She asks those people where the cemetery is and she's speaking Spanish and Booth says something along the lines of "Maybe you're Spanish's getting a little rusty?"

Does anyone else remember?!?! I could've sworn that she speaks Spanish and not French......maybe I'm wrong.....but I'm pretty sure!

I'll watch that episode tonight and check!!

And I got 29/30 as of right now, with Brennan's #1 wrong. But if I'm right, then it's 30/30!! Wohoo!!

Posted 20/12/2007 19:12:24 (21/12/2007 01:12:24 AM)


OH! Haha I'm wrong....I didn't see the "and Spanish" part of the question!! Sorry about the wrongful accusation, I Hart Booth! Oh....now I feel terrible

*scurries off to watch Woman in the garden anyway, since it's a kick ass episode (mwahaha Booth's gun in the Mara Muerte guy's mouth, hee hee!!)*

Posted 20/12/2007 19:40:51 (21/12/2007 01:40:51 AM)


27/30. I too am a little disappointed with myself. I need to brush up! Thanks, Hart! You are brilliant!

Posted 22/12/2007 14:49:08 (22/12/2007 08:49:08 PM)



I got 25 right. The ones I didn't get I didn't have a clue as to "when that happened" on the show. Damn, I need to stop paying attention to Booth's face/smile and LISTEN to what is being said by him and other characters

Posted 28/12/2007 00:00:48 (28/12/2007 06:00:48 AM)


30/30 - Oh yeah. I beat you SPACE! And need to get a life...really...

Posted 29/12/2007 13:58:48 (29/12/2007 07:58:48 PM)


I got a 24, and i must say your descrïption describes me freakily well.
Quote :I Find Intelligence Soothing
Congratulations! The only people that probably know more about the show than you are writers and…other Bones Addicts with no shame. It’s okay, that’s a good thing. You own the DVDs, and what’s more, you watch them. Over and over and over. You know everything there is to know about the show, and you like to talk about it with other Bones Addicts. You probably read and/or write fanfiction and you just can’t get enough of Booth in ‘those’ jeans. You regularly scream, squeal, sigh, thud or dance a jig when watching Bones and you’ve thrown something at someone who had the audacity to interrupt you while not on commercial at least once. You, my friend, have a problem. Thankfully it’s a problem millions of other people share with you around the world and there’s support groups you can join. See you there homie!







Brilliant!

Posted 02/01/2008 17:02:59 (02/01/2008 11:02:59 PM)


I feel I must clarify and/or defend my reputation here. I realize the answer key is a bit hard to read due to formatting issues, however the answers (which are listed if you squint really hard and cross your eyes) to Brennan's section are:

1 - D
2 - C
3 - D
4 - C
5 - A

The best way is to look at the top row of the answer key and count over to the fourth '1' you'll see the key provided matches what I just wrote. So, tears, you got a 29. Glad you took the time for the test!

Posted 02/01/2008 17:37:10 (02/01/2008 11:37:10 PM)


SPREADING LOVE TO ALL THAT ARE HERE! FEEL THE LOVE AND FEEL THE GOOD CHEER!
BTW, I loved this quiz Hart... excellent idea!!!

Posted 05/01/2008 12:50:15 (05/01/2008 06:50:15 PM)


I scored 24/30

Nice quiz... thanks..

26/30.. not really good.. but enough