I Hart Booth Fan Club

THX1138 wrote:

ToZiKa wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

ToZiKa wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

ToZiKa wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

ToZiKa wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

ToZiKa wrote:

THX1138 wrote:You know it's amazing I make friends as easily as I do. As a child I had no one to play with, so I played with myself. Think about it...

RM

should I concentrate on that post instead?

That's one of my favorite old Benny Hill jokes. I actually used it on my boss the other day in a meeting. She was getting bitchy with a few of my more vocal co-workers and I sort of slipped it into the convo. I said, "You all will have to forgive Patty, she didn't have anyone to play with as a child so she mostly played with herself." The room dissolved into a fit of laughter, of course she got me back later. If I wasn't her favorite I'd be a dead man, lol.


RM

you seem to be lucky that you are everyone's favorite......or you'd have died a slow and painful death quite a few times already

There is some truth to that. You realize of course you just admitted that I'm your favorite?

RM

nah
I just said that you are the favorite of those close enough to actually kill you
I would have to take a 10 hour flight to even get close to you, would have to figure out where you live, kill you, fly back.....too much obstacles in the way......

Nice try. Nope, I'm your favorite. No use denying it.


RM

right now, yeah I have to admit you're my favorite.....since you are the only one around that's not that big a deal, right?

*Pfft* qualifiers. It's okay for you to just say what we both know, you like me and I'm your favorite. Hey. It works both ways - I've got my favorites. You, Sherry, my Queen, Rae-Rae, Gordie. If you haven't noticed I pop up in almost every thread you or they are in, you are my people, deal with it.

and you should be careful, my favorites all disappear from here.....so if you like being around you should probably stay far far away from me

Hah, I'm not going anywhere - I've been kicked out of better places than this and i'm all about inertia baby, 'taint moving me.

RM

okay well....I can do this
*cringes at the thought*
*takes deep breath*
you are one of my favorites like Sany, Pimp and Cassi.....and like Turi used to be before she stopped talking to me.....

Awww! See, that wasn't so hard! And I'm not going anywhere and I'll keep bickering with you for a long, long time. I do wish Turi would come back though, I miss my sunshine.

RM

I miss her too
but she ignores every email and everything I post on fb
it would be better, if I at least would know why she is talking to everyone but me apparently.....but that's okay, I'll get over that

and it was hard.....I had to swallow all my pride to get the words out

we should stop the quoting

PIMP wrote:she mentioned on fb(which she rarely visits as well these days) that she's had a lot of personal, family and work issues. Maybe after all that clears up she'll be back again. I hope so.

That's a shame. I hope she comes back to us, Turi really is a little ray of sunshine when she's around but I get how it's hard to be that when you've got so much on your plate.


RM

ToZiKa wrote:we should stop the quoting

I agree.

You now ToZ, speaking from personal experience, sometimes it's the people I feel closest too that I have a hard time talking to when I'm hurting. Maybe that's the case with Turi? I mean, it's unlike her to single someone out, so isn't it more likely that she can't talk to you because she's afraid she won't be able to stop once she starts, and it's hard enough for her to deal with everything as it is? Just a thought.


RM

THX1138 wrote:

PIMP wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

PIMP wrote:***Nah, not a chance. Chris is the kind of woman where I'll see it coming - and it won't be my back she goes after *shudder*. Probably why as much as I love pushing her buttons I always make sure to do something sweet for her - that is one woman I don't want to fall asleep next to when she's still pissed off.***

Not the knife in the back type, but the dull spoon to the groin type maybe?

PIMP!!!

Nah, surgical precision - but it'll still be sorely missed.

RM

Not my wife. She's mentioned on more than one occasion if it happened it would be slow, ragged, and painful.

You know, she's in Canada with you but suddenly I'm very afraid...and more than a little happy Chris doesn't know her. How you been man? Missed you around here.

RM

she likes phrases like: "*glances at my groin*" You wanna stay a man, right?" Or, "You have to sleep sometime" , or "If you don't shut up I'll pull it off and throw it in the blender."

Her gentle and subtle reminders help keep me in line.

Ah, look, two guys and a girl! Sounds like a TV show.

Hey y'all.

PIMP wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

PIMP wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

PIMP wrote:***Nah, not a chance. Chris is the kind of woman where I'll see it coming - and it won't be my back she goes after *shudder*. Probably why as much as I love pushing her buttons I always make sure to do something sweet for her - that is one woman I don't want to fall asleep next to when she's still pissed off.***

Not the knife in the back type, but the dull spoon to the groin type maybe?

PIMP!!!

Nah, surgical precision - but it'll still be sorely missed.

RM

Not my wife. She's mentioned on more than one occasion if it happened it would be slow, ragged, and painful.

You know, she's in Canada with you but suddenly I'm very afraid...and more than a little happy Chris doesn't know her. How you been man? Missed you around here.

RM

she likes phrases like: "*glances at my groin*" You wanna stay a man, right?" Or, "You have to sleep sometime" , or "If you don't shut up I'll pull it off and throw it in the blender."

Her gentle and subtle reminders help keep me in line.

I think I'd like your wife

PIMP wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

PIMP wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

PIMP wrote:***Nah, not a chance. Chris is the kind of woman where I'll see it coming - and it won't be my back she goes after *shudder*. Probably why as much as I love pushing her buttons I always make sure to do something sweet for her - that is one woman I don't want to fall asleep next to when she's still pissed off.***

Not the knife in the back type, but the dull spoon to the groin type maybe?

PIMP!!!

Nah, surgical precision - but it'll still be sorely missed.

RM

Not my wife. She's mentioned on more than one occasion if it happened it would be slow, ragged, and painful.

You know, she's in Canada with you but suddenly I'm very afraid...and more than a little happy Chris doesn't know her. How you been man? Missed you around here.

RM

she likes phrases like: "*glances at my groin*" You wanna stay a man, right?" Or, "You have to sleep sometime" , or "If you don't shut up I'll pull it off and throw it in the blender."

Her gentle and subtle reminders help keep me in line.

You know, Chris would just love her - they must never meet.

RM

DBCrazy wrote:Ah, look, two guys and a girl! Sounds like a TV show.

Hey y'all.

Hey Sherry!

yeah I'm stuck in here with only 2 old men for company.....life is hard

THX1138 wrote:

ToZiKa wrote:we should stop the quoting

I agree.

You now ToZ, speaking from personal experience, sometimes it's the people I feel closest too that I have a hard time talking to when I'm hurting. Maybe that's the case with Turi? I mean, it's unlike her to single someone out, so isn't it more likely that she can't talk to you because she's afraid she won't be able to stop once she starts, and it's hard enough for her to deal with everything as it is? Just a thought.


RM

the only thing I've seen turi post on FB lately is some blurb about her day, and she might answer a return comment or two if you say something to her, but she's never there long.

SHERRY!

DBCrazy wrote:Ah, look, two guys and a girl! Sounds like a TV show.

Hey y'all.

Or any of the movies I've rented where they have the wrong kind of threesome...but I digress.

RM

ToZiKa wrote:

DBCrazy wrote:Ah, look, two guys and a girl! Sounds like a TV show.

Hey y'all.

Hey Sherry!

yeah I'm stuck in here with only 2 old men for company.....life is hard

Oh please! You just admitted I'm your favorite. Secretly you love having me here, I know it's true. It just gets easier when you say it the second time...


RM

PIMP wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

ToZiKa wrote:we should stop the quoting

I agree.

You now ToZ, speaking from personal experience, sometimes it's the people I feel closest too that I have a hard time talking to when I'm hurting. Maybe that's the case with Turi? I mean, it's unlike her to single someone out, so isn't it more likely that she can't talk to you because she's afraid she won't be able to stop once she starts, and it's hard enough for her to deal with everything as it is? Just a thought.


RM

the only thing I've seen turi post on FB lately is some blurb about her day, and she might answer a return comment or two if you say something to her, but she's never there long.

she even stopped answering her phone a while ago, Deb tried to reach her, but she didn't answer.....I mean we were never as close as her and Deb, or her and Sany, so I thought she would at least keep them up to date.....so I got really worried then, but she seems to be fine now

ToZiKa wrote:

DBCrazy wrote:Ah, look, two guys and a girl! Sounds like a TV show.

Hey y'all.

Hey Sherry!

yeah I'm stuck in here with only 2 old men for company.....life is hard

They sound like they're keeping you entertained, if not educating you how to treat your someday to be hubby!

THX1138 wrote:

ToZiKa wrote:

DBCrazy wrote:Ah, look, two guys and a girl! Sounds like a TV show.

Hey y'all.

Hey Sherry!

yeah I'm stuck in here with only 2 old men for company.....life is hard

Oh please! You just admitted I'm your favorite. Secretly you love having me here, I know it's true. It just gets easier when you say it the second time...


RM

you want me to say that again?
so not gonna happen.....you heard it once, now you can die happy and that's it

.


ROBERT!

THX1138 wrote:SHERRY!

DBCrazy wrote:Ah, look, two guys and a girl! Sounds like a TV show.

Hey y'all.

Or any of the movies I've rented where they have the wrong kind of threesome...but I digress.

RM

wrong kind of threesome? I didn't know guys thought there was anything "wrong" with that at all.

DBCrazy wrote:

ToZiKa wrote:

DBCrazy wrote:Ah, look, two guys and a girl! Sounds like a TV show.

Hey y'all.

Hey Sherry!

yeah I'm stuck in here with only 2 old men for company.....life is hard

They sound like they're keeping you entertained, if not educating you how to treat your someday to be hubby!

Then we're teaching her the wrong lessons! yikes, some poor man is gonna pay for all we've revealed Pimp! Of course he'll be lucky to have our ToZ, so it all balances out.


RM

THX1138 wrote:SHERRY!

DBCrazy wrote:Ah, look, two guys and a girl! Sounds like a TV show.

Hey y'all.

Or any of the movies I've rented where they have the wrong kind of threesome...but I digress.

RM

so you prefer two girls one man?
interesting.....I will store that away in my brain for future reference.....

ToZiKa wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

ToZiKa wrote:

DBCrazy wrote:Ah, look, two guys and a girl! Sounds like a TV show.

Hey y'all.

Hey Sherry!

yeah I'm stuck in here with only 2 old men for company.....life is hard

Oh please! You just admitted I'm your favorite. Secretly you love having me here, I know it's true. It just gets easier when you say it the second time...


RM

you want me to say that again?
so not gonna happen.....you heard it once, now you can die happy and that's it

Heh, you do realized you just gave me a challenge i can't deny - and by affirming my statement you did admit it again.

You're one of my favorites too ToZ!


RM

it's friday!!!!

THX1138 wrote:

DBCrazy wrote:

ToZiKa wrote:

DBCrazy wrote:Ah, look, two guys and a girl! Sounds like a TV show.

Hey y'all.

Hey Sherry!

yeah I'm stuck in here with only 2 old men for company.....life is hard

They sound like they're keeping you entertained, if not educating you how to treat your someday to be hubby!

Then we're teaching her the wrong lessons! yikes, some poor man is gonna pay for all we've revealed Pimp! Of course he'll be lucky to have our ToZ, so it all balances out.


RM

Oh I know how to use a knife.....so I would have thought of that on my own.....and I even know how to get rid of blood.....give me a few weeks and a good book and I might be able to not leave any forensic evidence.....

THX1138 wrote:

ToZiKa wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

ToZiKa wrote:

DBCrazy wrote:Ah, look, two guys and a girl! Sounds like a TV show.

Hey y'all.

Hey Sherry!

yeah I'm stuck in here with only 2 old men for company.....life is hard

Oh please! You just admitted I'm your favorite. Secretly you love having me here, I know it's true. It just gets easier when you say it the second time...


RM

you want me to say that again?
so not gonna happen.....you heard it once, now you can die happy and that's it

Heh, you do realized you just gave me a challenge i can't deny - and by affirming my statement you did admit it again.

You're one of my favorites too ToZ!


RM

damn
stupid foreign language.....I didn't even realize I admitted anything

Sany wrote:it's friday!!!!

Sany!

see now that's my favorite!

Sany wrote:it's friday!!!!

Yes'm it is!!!

I'm going out tonight!

with some real life people....you know the kind of people you can touch and stuff.....it's scary