NOT for the faint of heart....

my people will talk to your people, and we'll get it done. lol

your people (namely you) have to talk to Emily's people (namely Emily) and see what we can work out.... How much cash you got?

RGPageantqueen wrote:your people (namely you) have to talk to Emily's people (namely Emily) and see what we can work out.... How much cash you got?

Can't get near her people....something about a restraining order....oh well.....

why would her PEOPLE have a restraining order... and not HER? Well you know eventually her people have to sleep. All you have to do is get rid of her boyfriend and you've got yourself freedom.

it was sort of a blanket decree. Covers her and everyone associated with her.

Oh, wait, sorry, that was for Zoey and HER people......LOL!!

Mah, really, , I'd never go after a girl who's already got a boyfriend, or fiance, or hubby.

but they're both damn pretty....well, ye, guess I would...hmmmmmmm

Well boyfriends are whatever. But Husbands and Fiance's are bad news... But As long as she's happy.

RGPageantqueen wrote:Well boyfriends are whatever. But Husbands and Fiance's are bad news... But As long as she's happy.

yeah, true....guess I'll continue to drool from afar.....

Well you can always be a friend.... And hey, Emily is up for grabs, just gotta out wit the boyfriend (Casper the friendly ghost) and bring her dinner and take her to watch a sunset and you've pretty much stolen her heart.

RGPageantqueen wrote:Well you can always be a friend.... And hey, Emily is up for grabs, just gotta out wit the boyfriend (Casper the friendly ghost) and bring her dinner and take her to watch a sunset and you've pretty much stolen her heart.

I'd rather use my good looks, athletic ability, wit, charm, and sense of humor to win her over...
uh oh...looks like I might be losing ground there.....LOL

PIMP wrote:

RGPageantqueen wrote:Well you can always be a friend.... And hey, Emily is up for grabs, just gotta out wit the boyfriend (Casper the friendly ghost) and bring her dinner and take her to watch a sunset and you've pretty much stolen her heart.

I'd rather use my good looks, athletic ability, wit, charm, and sense of humor to win her over...
uh oh...looks like I might be losing ground there.....LOL

I'm just telling you what she said will win her over, bring her dinner and surprise her with a sunset... Damn, she's so cheesy.

RGPageantqueen wrote:

PIMP wrote:

RGPageantqueen wrote:Well you can always be a friend.... And hey, Emily is up for grabs, just gotta out wit the boyfriend (Casper the friendly ghost) and bring her dinner and take her to watch a sunset and you've pretty much stolen her heart.

I'd rather use my good looks, athletic ability, wit, charm, and sense of humor to win her over...
uh oh...looks like I might be losing ground there.....LOL

I'm just telling you what she said will win her over, bring her dinner and surprise her with a sunset... Damn, she's so cheesy.

Kinda cute though.

yeah, kinda.... She's like one of those things you just wanna pinch and squeeze so tight their head might explode.

RGPageantqueen wrote:yeah, kinda.... She's like one of those things you just wanna pinch and squeeze so tight their head might explode.

Yeah, that can happen.

don't explode Emily's head. She's too pretty for that

RGPageantqueen wrote:Well you can always be a friend.... And hey, Emily is up for grabs, just gotta out wit the boyfriend (Casper the friendly ghost) and bring her dinner and take her to watch a sunset and you've pretty much stolen her heart.

Uh, excuse me but Emily is most certainly NOT up for grabs damnit - MINE MINE MINE MINE! Oh, and Casper? God I love ya' El, that is now officially Loser Boy's new nickname. Okay so afaiac, Casper is a non-issue. He's like that plastic stay that you find inside a pair of shoes, just there to help them keep their shape until someone actually takes them home. I just have to step up my game, a vegan takeout/picnic dinner and a nice sunset it is, hey cheesy works for me too.

RM

THX1138 wrote:

RGPageantqueen wrote:Well you can always be a friend.... And hey, Emily is up for grabs, just gotta out wit the boyfriend (Casper the friendly ghost) and bring her dinner and take her to watch a sunset and you've pretty much stolen her heart.

Uh, excuse me but Emily is most certainly NOT up for grabs damnit - MINE MINE MINE MINE! Oh, and Casper? God I love ya' El, that is now officially Loser Boy's new nickname. Okay so afaiac, Casper is a non-issue. He's like that plastic stay that you find inside a pair of shoes, just there to help them keep their shape until someone actually takes them home. I just have to step up my game, a vegan takeout/picnic dinner and a nice sunset it is, hey cheesy works for me too.

RM

Make sure it's Indian? Indian or Thai, she likes one of those, or both. You have to make it perfect or she maybe run back to Caspie scared to death and he'll comfort her instead of you. The goal is to play ghost hunter. Hunt and destroy the lingering soul and sweep the Damsel in distress off her feet...

Don't worry we can make this work... Wait, we need to get you to Emily first....

RGPageantqueen wrote:

THX1138 wrote:

RGPageantqueen wrote:Well you can always be a friend.... And hey, Emily is up for grabs, just gotta out wit the boyfriend (Casper the friendly ghost) and bring her dinner and take her to watch a sunset and you've pretty much stolen her heart.

Uh, excuse me but Emily is most certainly NOT up for grabs damnit - MINE MINE MINE MINE! Oh, and Casper? God I love ya' El, that is now officially Loser Boy's new nickname. Okay so afaiac, Casper is a non-issue. He's like that plastic stay that you find inside a pair of shoes, just there to help them keep their shape until someone actually takes them home. I just have to step up my game, a vegan takeout/picnic dinner and a nice sunset it is, hey cheesy works for me too.

RM

Make sure it's Indian? Indian or Thai, she likes one of those, or both. You have to make it perfect or she maybe run back to Caspie scared to death and he'll comfort her instead of you. The goal is to play ghost hunter. Hunt and destroy the lingering soul and sweep the Damsel in distress off her feet...

I can do either, although I think Thai makes for a better 'picnic' type food I do love me some indian, and the fact that it's not as 'easy' might make it more special. So Indian it is, and there are plenty of tasty Indian vegan dishes, a nice wine, the perfect sunset, maybe one where we get a chilly breeze and I can offer her my jacket (ever the gentleman, that's usually a good in). As for Casper, we're agreed. It's not enough to woo her, I have to destroy him as well.

Don't worry we can make this work... Wait, we need to get you to Emily first....

Agreed, with you in my corner we can make this work, but first I have to get to Em. *sigh* The course of true love ne'er did run smooth.

RM

No you idiot! You don't offer her your jacket! You pull her into you and wrap your arms around her! We'll sit outside the Fox lots waiting for a black Prius (too bad it's not a blue prius) to pull up, at which point you'll pretend to get run over by her wreckless driving and she'll feel so bad she'll be forced to date you for the sake that you won't sue her, and THATS when you pull her in and make her forget all about the "accident" and then BAM! You got her, she'll dump casper, and you'll thank me by letting me meet her, she'll love my natural wit and charm so much that she'll want to adopt me and i can FINALLY have the big sister i've always wanted!

RGPageantqueen wrote:No you idiot! You don't offer her your jacket! You pull her into you and wrap your arms around her! We'll sit outside the Fox lots waiting for a black Prius (too bad it's not a blue prius) to pull up, at which point you'll pretend to get run over by her wreckless driving and she'll feel so bad she'll be forced to date you for the sake that you won't sue her, and THATS when you pull her in and make her forget all about the "accident" and then BAM! You got her, she'll dump casper, and you'll thank me by letting me meet her, she'll love my natural wit and charm so much that she'll want to adopt me and i can FINALLY have the big sister i've always wanted!

You know what, we're going with your plan 'cause it's waaaay better than anything I had going. You, my dear sweet El, are definitely an evil genius.

Glad you're on my side, oh, and once we're done and I've got Em and you two are sisters? Remind me to get you something really nice, maybe another pair of boots, 'cause honey you're worth it.

RM

haha. I don't think Em would appreciate you buying me a pair of real leather boots cause leather=dead cow and dead cow makes emily sad, and we don't want emily sad do we? No really, do we? I mean if she's sad you can always comfort her, but do we want her sad cause that would mean she's in pain and do we want her to be in pain? I.... I ::shrugs:: I don't know?

I've often been pinned the evil genius and have a twisted mind to come up with just about anything! It can be used for good or evil, in this case it goes for both, depending on who's looking at it. I doubt Caspie will see the good in all of this, but do we care?

RGPageantqueen wrote:haha. I don't think Em would appreciate you buying me a pair of real leather boots cause leather=dead cow and dead cow makes emily sad, and we don't want emily sad do we? No really, do we? I mean if she's sad you can always comfort her, but do we want her sad cause that would mean she's in pain and do we want her to be in pain? I.... I ::shrugs:: I don't know?

That's actually easy to answer, I never want Em to be in any pain because of us, never. So no boots unless they're vegan friendly boots, which probably means faux leather and I can't do that to you, I mean faux leather boots? That's worse than no leather at all. I guess I'll just get you some jewelry, that's always vegan friendly (funny how that works, eh?).

I've often been pinned the evil genius and have a twisted mind to come up with just about anything! It can be used for good or evil, in this case it goes for both, depending on who's looking at it. I doubt Caspie will see the good in all of this, but do we care?

Not really, I'm good with Caspie twisting in the wind on this one. In fact I don't think I'll lost a second of sleep, not because of Casper anyway, now Em? I plan on losing a LOT of sleep because of Emily.

RM

For once insomnia works in my favor, yes!

well as long as she's awake with you... I assume you have the perfect potion for that... Love potion no. 9?

You know, I'm not big on jewelry, but hey, I like you, I'll take you for a brother in law. Hell, I'd take you over Casper any day... I mean, you sound WAY more attractive than the whitey tighty she's got now... All we need to know is when we get the go to turn this plan into action.