Re: Archive #16

by jonezn4Bones Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:11 am

Kat? How old is Mister Wrong?

by katarina Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:12 am

jonezn4Bones wrote:Well Kat I've seen your pictures and I've almost had a conversation with you so do not be discouraged. A lovely woman such as yourself will find that rare thing called a decent man that floats your boat and blows wind up your skirt . . How's that for using odd colloquial phrases in a mixed metaphor?

what do you mean with "almost had a conversation"? I'm fairly certain we had one Smile

and bojo? thanks

by Polygirl Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:12 am

see I knew I could find stuff to cheer you up

A man is rushing home to meet his wife and accidently hits a bunny!!
While sitting by the bunny on the road a lady passes him in a car, she pulls over to see whats wrong.
The man tells her that he hit the rabbit. she reaches into her purse and pulls out a spray bottle.
she sprays it on the rabbit, the bunny gets up and bounces 10 ft and waves back, than bounces another 10 ft and waves back Bounces another 10 ft and waves back.
The man turns to the woman and asks to see the bottle, the shows it to him and it says,
" Hair spray
Brings wave and bounce to dull lifeless hair."

by marymageli Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:13 am

jonezn4Bones wrote:Mary, Sweetie - there was no wrath. It was a jovial and positive and affirmative "Absolutely". Why do I give off a vibe where people think I'm bitter and angry? I could be but I'm not.

Because since you first came here you have been bitter and angry lots of times.

by jonezn4Bones Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:14 am

marymageli wrote:
jonezn4Bones wrote:
marymageli wrote:
jonezn4Bones wrote:What I bring to the relationship is the bitter ending.

Drama king.

You didn't find that funny in a dark and disturbing but humorous nonetheless way?

No, because it's sad and as if one were to downgrade herself/himself.

But there is much truth. Nearly every relationship I have been in was begun by me and ended by them. That's probably the way it normally works but it implies that I was found lacking. If I initiated it and was happy to be involved then "she" was apparently bitterly disappointed with me.

by katarina Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:14 am

jonezn4Bones wrote:Kat? How old is Mister Wrong?

29

by jonezn4Bones Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:16 am

marymageli wrote:
jonezn4Bones wrote:Mary, Sweetie - there was no wrath. It was a jovial and positive and affirmative "Absolutely". Why do I give off a vibe where people think I'm bitter and angry? I could be but I'm not.

Because since you first came here you have been bitter and angry lots of times.

Well there's a most unpleasant thing to find out about oneself.

by jonezn4Bones Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:17 am

katarina wrote:
jonezn4Bones wrote:Kat? How old is Mister Wrong?

29

Nope - still gelatin. Need that 32 year old.

by katarina Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:18 am

Polygirl wrote:see I knew I could find stuff to cheer you up

A man is rushing home to meet his wife and accidently hits a bunny!!
While sitting by the bunny on the road a lady passes him in a car, she pulls over to see whats wrong.
The man tells her that he hit the rabbit. she reaches into her purse and pulls out a spray bottle.
she sprays it on the rabbit, the bunny gets up and bounces 10 ft and waves back, than bounces another 10 ft and waves back Bounces another 10 ft and waves back.
The man turns to the woman and asks to see the bottle, the shows it to him and it says,
" Hair spray
Brings wave and bounce to dull lifeless hair."

oh, and I copied and saved your last post, poly Very Happy

by jonezn4Bones Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:18 am

But I am sincerely proud of you. You went out on a date. You didn't turn it down and hide at home. Good for you. Even "gooder" stuff is going to happen for you.

by katarina Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:19 am

jonezn4Bones wrote:
katarina wrote:
jonezn4Bones wrote:Kat? How old is Mister Wrong?

29
Nope - still gelatin. Need that 32 year old.

I know, I know... But easier said that done

by marymageli Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:19 am

jonezn4Bones wrote:
marymageli wrote:
jonezn4Bones wrote:Mary, Sweetie - there was no wrath. It was a jovial and positive and affirmative "Absolutely". Why do I give off a vibe where people think I'm bitter and angry? I could be but I'm not.

Because since you first came here you have been bitter and angry lots of times.

Well there's a most unpleasant thing to find out about oneself.

Have I stabbed in your little aching heart?

by Polygirl Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:19 am

no prob kat the things I find when I need cheering up

by jonezn4Bones Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:20 am

katarina wrote:
jonezn4Bones wrote:
katarina wrote:
jonezn4Bones wrote:Kat? How old is Mister Wrong?

29
Nope - still gelatin. Need that 32 year old.

I know, I know... But easier said that done

I have confidence in you. It's worth the delays to get the good stuff.

by katarina Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:20 am

Polygirl wrote:no prob kat the things I find when I need cheering up

you definitely managed to cheer me up Smile

by jonezn4Bones Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:22 am

marymageli wrote:
jonezn4Bones wrote:
marymageli wrote:
jonezn4Bones wrote:Mary, Sweetie - there was no wrath. It was a jovial and positive and affirmative "Absolutely". Why do I give off a vibe where people think I'm bitter and angry? I could be but I'm not.

Because since you first came here you have been bitter and angry lots of times.

Well there's a most unpleasant thing to find out about oneself.

Have I stabbed your little aching heart?

No. I know I've gone on my little tirades but I honestly thought I had come across more positive and upbeat. Shows how blind I am to myself. Makes me want to stay away because I'm a bummer, Man.

by marymageli Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:22 am

I am sinking deeper and deeper into my swivel-chair.

by Polygirl Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:22 am

hehe heres one I keep meaning to send to squirt

-21 REASONS TO DATE A HORSE BACK RIDER-
1) We have 4 speeds and many positions
2) We wear tight pants and tall boots
3) We love getting dirty
4) We know how to ride our mounts
5)We perform well with animals
6) We like to be in control
7) W'll ride it for hours
Cool

We know how to handle a big girth
9) We get off easy
10) We're always on top
11) We like it rough
12) We have our legs spread all day long
13) We love using whips
14) Stradling is our natural position
15) We don't mind being bucked around
16) Event riders do it for three days
17) We can ride standing or sitting
18) We wear leather chaps everyday
19) We think the fast ones are the most fun
20) We're used to having hands between our legs
21) If we fall off we get back on and ride harder
P.S. Have you seen the posting trot???!!!

by marymageli Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:24 am

jonezn4Bones wrote:
marymageli wrote:
jonezn4Bones wrote:
marymageli wrote:
jonezn4Bones wrote:Mary, Sweetie - there was no wrath. It was a jovial and positive and affirmative "Absolutely". Why do I give off a vibe where people think I'm bitter and angry? I could be but I'm not.

Because since you first came here you have been bitter and angry lots of times.

Well there's a most unpleasant thing to find out about oneself.

Have I stabbed your little aching heart?

No. I know I've gone on my little tirades but I honestly thought I had come across more positive and upbeat. Shows how blind I am to myself. Makes me want to stay away because I'm a bummer, Man.

So I stabbed into your little aching heart. Sorry babe, didn't intend to.

by jonezn4Bones Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:25 am

I have not had a real meal all day today. But, to do so would require grooming and actually leaving my apartment. I am weighing the hassle versus the gains and I'm not seeing anything but diminishing returns.

If I stay I fail to eat but enjoy my ABY family. If I leave I get a meal but don't get to find out more ugly things about myself. Hmmmmmmm. Such decisions . . .

by katarina Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:26 am

jonezn4Bones wrote:
katarina wrote:
jonezn4Bones wrote:
katarina wrote:
jonezn4Bones wrote:Kat? How old is Mister Wrong?

29
Nope - still gelatin. Need that 32 year old.

I know, I know... But easier said that done
I have confidence in you. It's worth the delays to get the good stuff.

thanks bojo Smile

Now, tell me how come that you are so positive and encouraging when it comes to other people and so negative when it comes to you?

by jonezn4Bones Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:27 am

Polygirl wrote:hehe heres one I keep meaning to send to squirt

-21 REASONS TO DATE A HORSE BACK RIDER-
1) We have 4 speeds and many positions
2) We wear tight pants and tall boots
3) We love getting dirty
4) We know how to ride our mounts
5)We perform well with animals
6) We like to be in control
7) W'll ride it for hours
We know how to handle a big girth
9) We get off easy
10) We're always on top
11) We like it rough
12) We have our legs spread all day long
13) We love using whips
14) Stradling is our natural position
15) We don't mind being bucked around
16) Event riders do it for three days
17) We can ride standing or sitting
18) We wear leather chaps everyday
19) We think the fast ones are the most fun
20) We're used to having hands between our legs
21) If we fall off we get back on and ride harder
P.S. Have you seen the posting trot???!!!

*clearing my throat/loosening my collar* excuse me . . need to attend to some business.

by jonezn4Bones Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:28 am

jonezn4Bones wrote:
Polygirl wrote:hehe heres one I keep meaning to send to squirt

-21 REASONS TO DATE A HORSE BACK RIDER-
1) We have 4 speeds and many positions
2) We wear tight pants and tall boots
3) We love getting dirty
4) We know how to ride our mounts
5)We perform well with animals
6) We like to be in control
7) W'll ride it for hours
We know how to handle a big girth
9) We get off easy
10) We're always on top
11) We like it rough
12) We have our legs spread all day long
13) We love using whips
14) Stradling is our natural position
15) We don't mind being bucked around
16) Event riders do it for three days
17) We can ride standing or sitting
18) We wear leather chaps everyday
19) We think the fast ones are the most fun
20) We're used to having hands between our legs
21) If we fall off we get back on and ride harder
P.S. Have you seen the posting trot???!!!

*clearing my throat/loosening my collar* excuse me . . need to attend to some business.

by Polygirl Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:29 am

hehe lol

by jonezn4Bones Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:29 am

OK posting just freaked out on me and submitted twice . . .

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