The Most Cliched Piece of Sh!t You've Ever Read (T)

LOL I'm so glad you loved it, DB!!!

I can never read the fanfictions the same way i did before reading that fic...LOL

Officially love you, mama. Just thought you should know!

LOL I'm glad you guys loved it!

kiki, I love you, too!

OMG, that was THE BEST piece of shit I've ever read. Really. Reminds me of moonlighting. I think there should be a "Tempe breaks down crying and buries her head in Booths chest unchacteristically" too IMHO. What times have they slept in the same bed? Double trouble... What else?

boldaslove wrote:OMG, that was THE BEST piece of shit I've ever read. Really. Reminds me of moonlighting. I think there should be a "Tempe breaks down crying and buries her head in Booths chest unchacteristically" too IMHO. What times have they slept in the same bed? Double trouble... What else?

LOL! xD Thanks for reading!!!

Yeah, they've shared a bed in Double Trouble & in Vegas.

Welcome to the ABY!!!

Mama, I think you forgot to mention THE LINE xD thats pretty important thing in all fanfic xD

and slept next to each other on the plane back from china too (after drinking champagne)...

lol @ "the line", so true..

thanks for the welcome, i'm so excited to find people who love bones as much as I do...

AnabelleG wrote:A reviewer sits at the keyboard searching for something clever and witty and pithy to say in response to the story that just made her laugh and snort and guffaw (and admittedly blush when recongnizing her own fanfic sins) and in the end comes up with the quite original....ROFLMAO.....

Seriously, that was freaking hilarious...one of the best pieces of fanfic satire/parody I've read.....i am green with writer's envy over your dry wit...brava, Mama

I concur. Good thing I haven't written in quite a while. That would be embarrassing...

I loved that 20 weeks pregnant part... That's something you read a lot... <ou should have added: "I'm one week pregnant"
"How do you know so soon?"
"Pregnancy tests are part of my morning routine."

Hehehehe xD I'm glad you all loved it!

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HILARIOUS!!!

OH Dang! I forgot the friggin line!!! xD

Mama, this is the funniest thing I've ever read!!!! I love it so so so much!!!!

Too many things to quote that I liked from it

That was great!

LOL Thanks!!! xD

Mama that was comic GENIUS!!! Absolutely brilliant! I bow to your astounding wit and comedic description!

Thanks for sending me the link!
*sigh*
So worth the re-read.
*attempts to lure you out of retirement*
Ever think about doing an update for all of the NEW cliches that pop up now? (yoga pants, tucking her hair behind her ear, fiddling with his tie, anything to do with ComaSex, using that sperm she's got on ice, Perotta's chili, random Sully reappearance, etc...) Could be made of WIN!

that is hysterical!

Haha!

Yes, Vodzu is right...the line is innate. I have used it and won't deny it.
You (the writer?) also forgot the classic "breaking the laws of physics" as Brennan's reaction to Booth's sexy sex (unless I missed it).

I have used Angela squeeing and clapping a lot, but that isn't TOO out of character, I don't think, when used sparingly. hahahaha.

Booth arriving with food is also a classic that i have used and won't deny it. haha. and in my younger years, I have used mac and cheese, I must admit. but not every meal

I think some of us on the BY turned the White Polo and the christmas gray sweater into a cliche, but i will never stop using them, because i will never stop dreaming of Booth wearing them again. Hahaha.

good times.

I guess it raises the question as to what is the difference between 'classic' and 'cliche'

It's a very fine line (speaking of lines, haha). I think the green jacket is classic Booth, maybe not cliche.

But i died laughing with your use of Tempe and Seeley. Gag, indeed.

I laughed through this now just as much as I laughed the first 10 times I read it!!!

You know how TJThyne has an insane sense of humor? The other night I saw the episode where he gets to "be Booth" and he tosses the ball and catches it and says his Booth lines just so. Well, while I was reading this I just kept seeing TJ in my head, doing this whole story as a stand-up routine in front of the whole cast and crew! Everybody was in stitches!!

MY GOSH! How did you get an advance copy of my latest fic??

LMAO at this.
I was literally shaking with laughter! We've all been guilty...some more than others.

Brilliant!! From now on, every time I read a "cliché" fic with a little Christine, a omniscient Angela (at least, in things that are related with B&B sexual life), and ALPHA MALE write all over the fic... instead of trying to kill myself I will laugh madly!!! THANK YOU!!

I must bring this up, its too frekking hilarious!

Ah, Cassi! Wasn't this one to die for!! I shoulda had a diaper for this one!