Strappado a fic by Niah - NOW POSTED!!!!!!!!!!!! 8/7/08

EDIT8/7/08:
Graphic has been changed since the status of this fic is NOW POSTED

Hello peeps!!
**waves**
You must be wondering what is Turi doing starting a thread for a fic that isn't hers?

Well tis because NIAH or Lacey or Roomie (I think she is one of the few of us that has more than 2 nicknames ) needs a little nudge to post her WONDERAWESOME WICKEDLY TWISTED fic here!!!
I've taken it upon myself to provide the kick in the... er right direction!!!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..........................

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STRAPPADO

"Living hell is the best revenge. Let the game begin...and end."

A NIAH FIC.................................

I can't wait to start reading!
good idea turi!

Yes!!!!!!!! Another one to read!!!!!!!!

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!

Niah wrote:OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**grins like a maniac**

Turi ray of sunshine wrote:

Niah wrote:OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**grins like a maniac**

You are EVIL!!! E.V.I.L.!!!

But you're my Roomie anyway. And yes, as a matter of fact, I do think I am one of the few who's got more than one nickname. lol

Anyway, you won. I give in! I will post Strappado here! But you know, my usual posting is and will always be Thursday.

SO... To anyone and everyone who reads this: YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR LACEY'S THURSDAYS!!!

Oh my, I LOVED(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) this story! It is one of the best of all the Bones' stories. For those who didn't already read it: DON'T MISS this masterpiece!

is it thursday yet?????????????????????

Only 4 more days A2B!!!

*a2b sits and watches calendar*..........*taps foot impatiently*..........*taps fingers on desk*...........*draws doodles on sticky notes*........*bites fingernails*(thats a bad one).........*walks aimlessly around hotel*...........*goes back and looks at calendar*.........nope day hasnt gone by yet.....still 4 more days..........how can i make thursday get here faster...........*idea*.............*pulls of monday, tuesday, and wednesday*........*beams with confidence*.............."niah.......it's thursday........time for you to post some of your fic"........................"niah".............."NIAH"......................*walks away mumbling something about being a princess and not getting her way*

A2BOREANAZ wrote:*a2b sits and watches calendar*..........*taps foot impatiently*..........*taps fingers on desk*...........*draws doodles on sticky notes*........*bites fingernails*(thats a bad one).........*walks aimlessly around hotel*...........*goes back and looks at calendar*.........nope day hasnt gone by yet.....still 4 more days..........how can i make thursday get here faster...........*idea*.............*pulls of monday, tuesday, and wednesday*........*beams with confidence*.............."niah.......it's thursday........time for you to post some of your fic"........................"niah".............."NIAH"......................*walks away mumbling something about being a princess and not getting her way*

**pokes head in a2b's oval office at the ABY and sees her muttering words at the clock sitting on her desk**

**approches chair in front of her very slowly and notice that she hasn't even noticed another person in her office**
**pulls new poster of Criss Angel and a2b's James that she just printed from the computer put it in front of the clock and waits**

*a2b senses hotness in the room*...........*looks up to see criss and james......a smile takes over her face*....*tapes them to the wall....flashes sunshine a smile and gives her a thankyou*..................*sees turi sitting with her..........a faint smile creeps over her face*.....*looks at calendar once again and frowns.............*..........*idea*..............*calls criss angel and asks him if he can make monday, tuesday, and wednesday disappear*..............*got answering machine..........*.....*left a message*....................

*criss angel calls back.....bad news......he cant change days until friday*..........now a2b and everyone else must wait until the real thursday..............*idea*................*criss angel just called me back and i hung up on him????????? what the hell was i thinking?????????? obviously i wasnt*......*gets criss back on phone......*............now i feel better.................

*steals bat phone away from batman*..........*also takes bat skylight used to summon batman to gotham city*.........*changes it into giant 'NIAH'..........*........*batteries on bat phone need to be charged*........you would think a superhero would keep his battery charged...........'NIAH'......'NIAH'..............

*builds mountain out of soapboxes to preach the wonderawesomeness of this fic*...........*makes and hands out flyers and newpapers along with free pretzels and cupcakes*...........*calls local congress peeps and representatives to get on this*.............*pass a bill that says the week starts with wednesday and ends in thursday*........that way we get bones and strappado all the time.............*hands out strappado pens and skull pencils to sign the bill*

OMG I CAN"T EVEN TYPE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**turi wonders that now peeps might be upset because they see new posts but no chappie posted**

OMG!! ROTFLMAO!!!! A2B!!!!!! You are about killing me! I'm in pain here! Laughing with a soar throat HURTS!! :D:D

Here's a disturbing thought for you... What if I didn't post this Thursday but waited until next week??

mereva wrote:Oh my, I LOVED(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) this story! It is one of the best of all the Bones' stories. For those who didn't already read it: DON'T MISS this masterpiece!

Geez, are you trying to make me disappear under my desk? Strappado wasn't that good... Just... evil... and twisted. lol But THANK YOU nonetheless. I am beyond flattered!

Niah wrote:
Geez, are you trying to make me disappear under my desk?

Su-u-u-u-ure thing!

Niah wrote:Strappado wasn't that good... Just... evil... and twisted. lol But THANK YOU nonetheless. I am beyond flattered!

As my 5 years old niece would say: "No, it wasn't that good, it was that best!" Not very 'English' but very true! *ggg*

Here's a disturbing thought for you... What if I didn't post this Thursday but waited until next week??

OMG THAT WOULD BE REALLY REALLY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So when will this story come up?

Uhm, looks like it's going to be next Thursday. I was kind of hauled up at the hairdresser's last night. Unless I break my own rule and post the first chapter today?

you want to let us wait another week?
that's not nice niah.....really not nice....

oh no you don't LACEY!!!!!!!

we don't care how many rules you have to break you better get posting... you think your safe from mobbing I don't think so!

*poly stalks off to find the princess and kas mumbling about needing to get the monkeys and gazelles and prepare the cannon and raid peoples fridges for several year old casseroles*

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!