Re: Archive #23

by Polygirl Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:44 am

magicstar wrote:angela certainly was right when she said.." putting testicles on the outside didn't seem such a good idea!"..lol

well acctualy if they wern't on the outside they would be sterile the little fishes need to be cooler then body temp to survive

by RollOnFriday Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:45 am

jonezn4Bones wrote:
magicstar wrote:and i have always wondered..where the hell does a man's willy go when they lay on their front???..it must be uncomfortable..do they like tuck it up behind them or something....
If its not stiff we tuck it between our balls with the head pointing to the rear - otherwise, if hard it feels good with pressure on top of it. The rod part feels very little in the way of pain - more pleasure. The balls feel extremes of both pleasure and pain. Since the testicles distend from the body there are cavities that are supposed to close up where they came from. This doesn't always happen and the balls can tuck back up into the body. That is uncomfortable. Have to push with a finger on the side of the unit to pop them back out.

by magicstar Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:45 am

This doesn't always happen and the balls can tuck back up into the body. That is uncomfortable. Have to push with a finger on the side of the unit to pop them back out.

imagine my shock when not realising this can happen mr M's disappeared..i was like "where the fuck have they gone!"..i was worried

by magicstar Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:46 am

haha i knew that poly..and i have to say i keep giggling and mr m is going to give me a funny look in a minute!

by himbeer29 Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:46 am

jonezn4Bones wrote:
magicstar wrote:and i have always wondered..where the hell does a man's willy go when they lay on their front???..it must be uncomfortable..do they like tuck it up behind them or something....
If its not stiff we tuck it between our balls with the head pointing to the rear - otherwise, if hard it feels good with pressure on top of it. The rod part feels very little in the way of pain - more pleasure. The balls feel extremes of both pleasure and pain. Since the testicles distend from the body there are cavities that are supposed to close up where they came from. This doesn't always happen and the balls can tuck back up into the body. That is uncomfortable. Have to push with a finger on the side of the unit to pop them back out.

wow.

by Polygirl Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:48 am

magicstar wrote:haha i knew that poly..and i have to say i keep giggling and mr m is going to give me a funny look in a minute!

hehe imagine if you acctualy told him what we were talking about they might just dissapear again

by magicstar Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:48 am

well sweets you certainly shut everyone up...speechless people?

by jonezn4Bones Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:48 am

himbeer29 wrote:
jonezn4Bones wrote:
magicstar wrote:a man is more attractive standing to attention...but even then kinda wierd looking...but flacid..is just too funny!!!..i certainly wouldnt want one of those dangling between my legs!!!
It's not a problem unless your cross your legs funny or sit on your balls . . OK . . or catch it in your fly. Otherwise it's not of concern. There's the loose skin of the scrotum sticking like plastic wrap to your thighs but it peels off easily enough.

gross... how, exactly, do you have it better than us? ;-)

Because every breeze, swish of fabric or twitch is so damn pleasurable.

The first impulse that arouses is almost as intense as the final orgasm. It spurs us on to get hard and get busy. When the testicles pull up toward the body it is extremely pleasurable. The sensations of the area seem as though there are the balls and the head just floating and nothing in between. It isn't untill direct and steady stimulation is applied that the two "ends" connect and then the explosion.

by magicstar Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:50 am

wow sweets..i am thinking i could learn alot too!

by magicstar Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:50 am

we should get willi here...she could use some of this shit!!!!

by Polygirl Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:50 am

magicstar wrote:well sweets you certainly shut everyone up...speechless people?

well it certintly more eduactional than sex ed

by himbeer29 Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:50 am

hmmmm. interesting, jonez.

and HUZZAH! my friend got it to work on her computer! I won't go dizzy! success! (I realize, you probably don't care... but I've spent a good while trying to get past this dilemma ;-))

by A2BOREANAZ Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:51 am

may i remind you that we have a 15 year old present on the board...........

by Polygirl Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:51 am

yay for razz I hate reading things like that on the computer so much better for you eyes on paper

by jonezn4Bones Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:52 am

magicstar wrote:angela certainly was right when she said.." putting testicles on the outside didn't seem such a good idea!"..lol

Sperm need to be at 96 degrees Fahrenheit or they die. By having the ability to hang away from the body when it's hot =the temperature stays cool enough and when it's cold they pull up under the body to keep warm. The muscle that does the extending and the contracting also causes orgasm. It's a pleasant experience all the time. Plus men can contract that muscle at will and pull or drop them which also flares the glans of the head.

by Polygirl Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:53 am

sorry rollie hope we didn't fry your brain

by magicstar Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:53 am

yes a 15 yr old that needs our help cup..as her sex ed classes are crap!!!...and i think we have told her most stuff by now anyway..and wil you please FUCKING remove that statement..i am not and never have been a bully!!!!..you are ruining my good reputation woman!!!!

by Polygirl Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:54 am

ah magic we all know shes joking around

by A2BOREANAZ Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:54 am

for the love of booth.........read my pm i sent you............calm down.............

by magicstar Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:54 am

It's a pleasant experience all the time. Plus men can contract that muscle at will and pull or drop them which also flares the glans of the head.

...hmm..sounds like some wierd mating ritual!!!

by A2BOREANAZ Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:55 am

am i??????????????

by A2BOREANAZ Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:56 am

ha ha.....sounds like a mating ritual..........lol

well rolfie.....if you do hang around.........you for certain will get a passing grade in class...........

by Turi ray of sunshine Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:56 am

I think sometimes jokes don’t translate well online! you don’t get the facial expression or the tone intended across the screen.

And I silently observing and learning A WHOLE LOT TODAY!!!!!!.

by A2BOREANAZ Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:57 am

lol turi.......

and magic......you are going to heaven??????????? really??????? interesting.............

by Polygirl Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:57 am

oh yea its an educational day at the IHBFC

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