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Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by Evil Monkey Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:19 pm
Sweets: My arm! You broke my arm!
Brennan: There are 215 bones in the human body. That's ONE! Now don't move!
(Brennan kidnaps Sweets and takes him hostage)
Sweets: It won't work, Temperance. You're not a killer. You won't kill me.
Brennan: You're already dead, Sweets. Everyone dies. You know I believe it, SO DON'T FUCK WITH ME!
Sweets: (turning to the audience) Model citizens.
Anyone else got some?
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by THX1138 Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:51 pm
Hmm, well I know the first one won't ever be seen or heard of in BONES, since there are only 206 bones in the human body and Brennan would never make that mistake. The second one? Well, we can hope, can't we?Evil Monkey wrote:
Sweets: My arm! You broke my arm!
Brennan: There are 215 bones in the human body. That's ONE! Now don't move!
(Brennan kidnaps Sweets and takes him hostage)
Sweets: It won't work, Temperance. You're not a killer. You won't kill me.
Brennan: You're already dead, Sweets. Everyone dies. You know I believe it, SO DON'T FUCK WITH ME!
Anyone else got some?
Here's my contribution:
Brennan (to Booth): You call that a penis?
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Cam (to Brennan): What say we go get an 8-ball, a couple of 40s, and head back to my crib an' kick it?
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Sweets (to Booth): I've had it with your crap! Now sit down, shut up, and do what I FUCKING TELL YOU TO or I'll pop you one right in the mouth!
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by joybrennan Sun Aug 29, 2010 4:44 pm
Well, I guess after Sully, nobody can really compare.THX1138 wrote:Hmm, well I know the first one won't ever be seen or heard of in BONES, since there are only 206 bones in the human body and Brennan would never make that mistake. The second one? Well, we can hope, can't we?Evil Monkey wrote:
Sweets: My arm! You broke my arm!
Brennan: There are 215 bones in the human body. That's ONE! Now don't move!
(Brennan kidnaps Sweets and takes him hostage)
Sweets: It won't work, Temperance. You're not a killer. You won't kill me.
Brennan: You're already dead, Sweets. Everyone dies. You know I believe it, SO DON'T FUCK WITH ME!
Anyone else got some?
Here's my contribution:
Brennan (to Booth): You call that a penis?
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Cam (to Brennan): What say we go get an 8-ball, a couple of 40s, and head back to my crib an' kick it?
Episode title: "The Death of the Duck"
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Sweets (to Booth): I've had it with your crap! Now sit down, shut up, and do what I FUCKING TELL YOU TO or I'll pop you one right in the mouth!
Thank you, oh evil one - these were fun! My favorite one was Cam! Still [Only admins are allowed to see this link]
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by THX1138 Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:04 pm
Heh, I do recall at least one fic where Brennan had never been with a 'large' man before and actually thought that Sully's rather modest endowment was quite large and Booth was comparatively huge. Can't recall the name of the fic right now, but it was hilarious.joybrennan wrote:Well, I guess after Sully, nobody can really compare.THX1138 wrote:
Brennan (to Booth): You call that a penis?
Heh, I'd pay to see that one, double if it was Brennan that got to him first, triple if he died from a heart attack before either one could lay a hand on him![Only admins are allowed to see this link]
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Cam (to Brennan): What say we go get an 8-ball, a couple of 40s, and head back to my crib an' kick it?Episode title: "The Death of the Duck"
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Sweets (to Booth): I've had it with your crap! Now sit down, shut up, and do what I FUCKING TELL YOU TO or I'll pop you one right in the mouth!
Yeah, I just can't see Cam ever saying anything like that- she's Canadian after all!Thank you, oh evil one - these were fun! My favorite one was Cam! Still [Only admins are allowed to see this link]
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by bones206 Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:29 am
Brennan to Booth: I love you and I would like to have a relationship.
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by THX1138 Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:29 pm
bones206 wrote:Brennan to Booth: I love you and I would like to have a relationship.
That's a good one! How about this one,Booth (to Brennan): Please Bones, I've been a baaad Special Agent. Spank me!
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by joybrennan Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:30 pm
Well no, it would be this: "Having realized that the hormonal firings that cause physical attraction and sexual arousal can in fact be triggered by the mental and emotional construct called love, I have concluded that I, metaphorically speaking, gave you my heart the day we met. Therefore I would like to attempt forging a social contract between us that involves shared meals, attendance at various entertainment venues, and several days per week of prolonged sexual contact."bones206 wrote:Brennan to Booth: I love you and I would like to have a relationship.
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by joybrennan Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:41 pm
Ok, here's one we won't hear. Angela to Brennan, "You do realize that you're emotionally retarded....right?"
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by joybrennan Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:43 pm
Actually...I could see that one.THX1138 wrote:bones206 wrote:Brennan to Booth: I love you and I would like to have a relationship.
Booth (to Brennan): Please Bones, I've been a baaad Special Agent. Spank me!
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by bones206 Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:07 pm
Brennan: ZOMG! Team Edward!!!
Brennan: This is my jam! "I said baby, baby, baby oh!"
Brennan: This is my jam! "I said baby, baby, baby oh!"
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by dreamerktm411 Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:13 pm
joybrennan wrote:Well no, it would be this: "Having realized that the hormonal firings that cause physical attraction and sexual arousal can in fact be triggered by the mental and emotional construct called love, I have concluded that I, metaphorically speaking, gave you my heart the day we met. Therefore I would like to attempt forging a social contract between us that involves shared meals, attendance at various entertainment venues, and several days per week of prolonged sexual contact."bones206 wrote:Brennan to Booth: I love you and I would like to have a relationship.
Please, please, please send this piece of brilliance to Hart.
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by Cordelia Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:07 am
joybrennan wrote:Well no, it would be this: "Having realized that the hormonal firings that cause physical attraction and sexual arousal can in fact be triggered by the mental and emotional construct called love, I have concluded that I, metaphorically speaking, gave you my heart the day we met. Therefore I would like to attempt forging a social contract between us that involves shared meals, attendance at various entertainment venues, and several days per week of prolonged sexual contact."bones206 wrote:Brennan to Booth: I love you and I would like to have a relationship.
Now this I can actually see happening
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by SnoopGirl Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:30 pm
Love it!joybrennan wrote:Ok, here's one we won't hear. Angela to Brennan, "You do realize that you're emotionally retarded....right?"
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by dawnsfire Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:34 pm
Me too. It's the simpler one that isn't likely to slide past Brennan's lips.Cordelia wrote:joybrennan wrote:Well no, it would be this: "Having realized that the hormonal firings that cause physical attraction and sexual arousal can in fact be triggered by the mental and emotional construct called love, I have concluded that I, metaphorically speaking, gave you my heart the day we met. Therefore I would like to attempt forging a social contract between us that involves shared meals, attendance at various entertainment venues, and several days per week of prolonged sexual contact."bones206 wrote:Brennan to Booth: I love you and I would like to have a relationship.
Now this I can actually see happening
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by joybrennan Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:46 pm
dawnsfire wrote:Me too. It's the simpler one that isn't likely to slide past Brennan's lips.Cordelia wrote:joybrennan wrote:Well no, it would be this: "Having realized that the hormonal firings that cause physical attraction and sexual arousal can in fact be triggered by the mental and emotional construct called love, I have concluded that I, metaphorically speaking, gave you my heart the day we met. Therefore I would like to attempt forging a social contract between us that involves shared meals, attendance at various entertainment venues, and several days per week of prolonged sexual contact."bones206 wrote:Brennan to Booth: I love you and I would like to have a relationship.
Now this I can actually see happening
I know - I meant it in terms of agreeing she'd never say something that simple. The only way she could convey "I love you and I would like to have a relationship" would be in paragraph form.
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by MorWeb Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:14 pm
THX1138 wrote:
Sweets (to Booth): I've had it with your crap! Now sit down, shut up, and do what I FUCKING TELL YOU TO or I'll pop you one right in the mouth!
I would SO want this to happen
- or at least something similar in Sweets vernacular - if only so we could have a Monica/Chandler Bing moment where Booth gives him the evil eye in response & Sweets immediately backs down! It would be like the Friends episode where Chandler did something good, then something bad, Monica calls him on it, and Chandler says, "And now we're back" while making the most awesome pantomime. 
(I know I'm nuts, but that Friends scene is "legendary" in my house).
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by ShannonQ Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:22 am
Yes! That one must go to Hart Hanson! Very Brennan-like!joybrennan wrote:Well no, it would be this: "Having realized that the hormonal firings that cause physical attraction and sexual arousal can in fact be triggered by the mental and emotional construct called love, I have concluded that I, metaphorically speaking, gave you my heart the day we met. Therefore I would like to attempt forging a social contract between us that involves shared meals, attendance at various entertainment venues, and several days per week of prolonged sexual contact."bones206 wrote:Brennan to Booth: I love you and I would like to have a relationship.
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by bones206 Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:20 pm
ShannonQ wrote:Yes! That one must go to Hart Hanson! Very Brennan-like!joybrennan wrote:Well no, it would be this: "Having realized that the hormonal firings that cause physical attraction and sexual arousal can in fact be triggered by the mental and emotional construct called love, I have concluded that I, metaphorically speaking, gave you my heart the day we met. Therefore I would like to attempt forging a social contract between us that involves shared meals, attendance at various entertainment venues, and several days per week of prolonged sexual contact."bones206 wrote:Brennan to Booth: I love you and I would like to have a relationship.
I agree.
Someone should send it to Hart. In fact, I'm going to tweet the link to him right now.
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by bones206 Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:26 pm
My tweet to Hart: @HartHanson [Only admins are allowed to see this link] If you could, please read the 7th post. XD
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by joybrennan Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:24 am
bones206 wrote:My tweet to Hart: @HartHanson [Only admins are allowed to see this link] If you could, please read the 7th post. XD
I'm pretty sure HH isn't allowed to read stuff on the forums. He can't risk being sued over an idea someone posted. Not that I would, I'd be thrilled!
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by himbeer29 Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:25 am
Sorry, can't help myself:
Scene: Day, Hospital. Temperance Brennan is walking out, after Booth has succumbed to his brain tumor. As she walks out the door, she runs into her father.
Max Keenan: Temperance, why didn't you tell me? I made a couple of calls, and as soon as I found out I jumped right in the car. Temperance, I want to help.
Brennan: Booth's dead.
*pause* *angsty looks*
Max Keenan: I'm sor-
Brennan, interrupting: Love... Love means never having to say you're sorry.
She walks away. Max looks heartbroken. The end.
Scene: Day, Hospital. Temperance Brennan is walking out, after Booth has succumbed to his brain tumor. As she walks out the door, she runs into her father.
Max Keenan: Temperance, why didn't you tell me? I made a couple of calls, and as soon as I found out I jumped right in the car. Temperance, I want to help.
Brennan: Booth's dead.
*pause* *angsty looks*
Max Keenan: I'm sor-
Brennan, interrupting: Love... Love means never having to say you're sorry.
She walks away. Max looks heartbroken. The end.
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by joybrennan Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:29 am
Actually, the way things have been going, I can totally see the above happening. 
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by dawnsfire Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:55 am
Someone been watching old Ryan O'Neal movies?himbeer29 wrote:Sorry, can't help myself:
Scene: Day, Hospital. Temperance Brennan is walking out, after Booth has succumbed to his brain tumor. As she walks out the door, she runs into her father.
Max Keenan: Temperance, why didn't you tell me? I made a couple of calls, and as soon as I found out I jumped right in the car. Temperance, I want to help.
Brennan: Booth's dead.
*pause* *angsty looks*
Max Keenan: I'm sor-
Brennan, interrupting: Love... Love means never having to say you're sorry.
She walks away. Max looks heartbroken. The end.
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by treble21 Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:58 am
dawnsfire wrote:Someone been watching old Ryan O'Neal movies?himbeer29 wrote:Sorry, can't help myself:
Scene: Day, Hospital. Temperance Brennan is walking out, after Booth has succumbed to his brain tumor. As she walks out the door, she runs into her father.
Max Keenan: Temperance, why didn't you tell me? I made a couple of calls, and as soon as I found out I jumped right in the car. Temperance, I want to help.
Brennan: Booth's dead.
*pause* *angsty looks*
Max Keenan: I'm sor-
Brennan, interrupting: Love... Love means never having to say you're sorry.
She walks away. Max looks heartbroken. The end.
LOL exactly what I thought too.
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by THX1138 Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:11 am
Well then he's in trouble, hell about a third of S5 was pulled out of FanFiction.Com.joybrennan wrote:bones206 wrote:My tweet to Hart: @HartHanson [Only admins are allowed to see this link] If you could, please read the 7th post. XD
I'm pretty sure HH isn't allowed to read stuff on the forums. He can't risk being sued over an idea someone posted. Not that I would, I'd be thrilled!
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