Re: Favorite 'Bones' Quotes

by Cordelia Sat Aug 07, 2010 4:56 pm

Even though it makes me want to cry, it's my favorite. Such a great emotional scene that I personally think did so much for Brennan's character development.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I've always been proud of you, Zack. I've never met anyone more rational and intellegent. But there's a fault in your logic.
Dr. Zack Addy: With all due respect, you aren't cognizant of his logic.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Assumption number one: Secret societies exist.
Dr. Zack Addy: Accepted. Hodgins has been explaining this to me for years.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Assumption number two: The human experience is adversely affected by secret socieites.
Dr. Zack Addy: Accepted.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Assumption number three: Attacking and killing members of secret societies will have an ameliorating affect on the human experience.
Dr. Zack Addy: Accepted.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: All of your assumptions are built on a first principle, Zack. To wit, the historical human experience as a whole is more important is more important than a single person's life.
Dr. Zack Addy: Yes.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yet you risked it all so you wouldn't hurt Hodgins.
[Bones presses her forehead to Zack's]
Dr. Zack Addy: There's - You're correct. There's an inconsistency in my reasoning.

by bugaboo628 Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:26 pm

Sweets "I'm Mr. Adventure"

Hodgins "I'd rather you were Mr. Sneaky Ninja Killer Assassin buy hey, a guy can't be picky in this sidekick market"

by SnoopGirl Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:01 am

bugaboo628 wrote:Sweets "I'm Mr. Adventure"

Hodgins "I'd rather you were Mr. Sneaky Ninja Killer Assassin buy hey, a guy can't be picky in this sidekick market"

That was a good one!!!

by SnoopGirl Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:02 am

bones206 wrote:
MI_Bonesgirl wrote:Alright now for a collective AWWWWWW

Booth to Bones: You are the standard.

I really did AWWWW after I read that quote...

Me too. The look on Booth's face and sincerity in his face ... Awwwww for sure!

by bones fan 99 Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:01 pm

i_heart_bones wrote:Oh I definitely don't have one favourite quote, but I'll start with a couple I love!

Brennan: Would you like me just as much if I were a man?
Booth: Oh yeah, much better. Wouldn't have to be so polite and accommodating. How about you, would you like me better if I were a woman?
Brennan: No. I would not.
Booth: Why?
Brennan: I'd be jealous that you might be prettier than I am.
Booth: I would be too. I'd be hot. Smokin' hot.

Vincent Nigel-Murray: Triangular pubis, no evidence of a ventral arc. The pelvic bone speaks. It says "I be male."
Cam: The pelvic bone can say whatever it wants to say. This part here says female.
Vincent Nigel-Murray: What part's that?
Cam: It's called a vagina.

Brennan: Stop! Or I'll kick you in the testicles.

Daisy: Colon, end bracket, colon, capital D.
Sweets: Semi-colon, end parentheses, less than sign, numeral 3.
Daisy: Colon, capital P.
Cam: Oh dear God, I'm going to yak!

Booth: Okay, listen... We just gotta stop hanging out with geniuses because you're gonna figure out that I'm really stupid.
Brennan: What? Don't worry about that.
Booth: Hmm?
Brennan: I figured out a long time ago how stupid you are.
Brennan: What I just said is... true. And yet it... really sounded wrong. What I should say is that I don't care how stupid you are... It's not any better?
Booth: No. Not at all.
Brennan:Okay, well, there is intelligence which I have, and Mr. Nigel-Murray.
Vincent Nigel-Murray: Oh thank you.
Brennan: And Sweets, even though, his is so misdirected as to be meaningless.
Sweets: Wow. Backhand full of knuckles with that compliment.
Brennan: And Hodgins... And Angela... not so much, but she's very talented.
Angela: Thank you very much.
Brennan: You're welcome. But then there's another quality. Which is the ability to use intelligence. That is what you have.
Booth: Thanks Bones.

and I can't forget....
When you love someone, you open yourself up to suffering. That's the sad truth. Maybe they'll break your heart, maybe you'll break their heart and never be able to look at yourself in the same way. Those are the risks. The thought of losing so much control over personal happiness is unbearable. That's the burden. Like wings, they have weight, we feel that weight on our backs, but they are a burden that lifts us. Burdens which allow us to fly.

and yes definitely...
Booth: You know when you talk to older couples who have been in love for 30, or 40, or 50 years, it's always the guy who says, I knew. I knew, right from the beginning. Bones, I'm that guy. I'm that guy, I know!

Those are just the ones I can think of right now, but there are so many more!

Hell yeah all of those

by bones fan 99 Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:03 pm

MI_Bonesgirl wrote:Angela: Glug, glug, WOOHOO

Hodgins: What? I clicked on a pop-up and got caught in a pornado

Booth to Brennan after she punched judge Hasty: You are. So. HOT

Daisy: I'm awesome

Booth to Brennan: Jesus is Not a zombie

Hodgins: King of the Lab!

Hodgins: King of the Funeral!

Zack: King of the loony bin!

Sweets: My book is crap!

Booth: Reasons for wanting a gun?
Brennan: To shoot people.

Goodman: Go polish a bone, Mr. Addy.

Booth: You know, you're a smart ass. You know that?
Bones: Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass.

Angela: I love it when you two impersonate earthlings

Booth:ok new division of labor, you cuff em, I shoot em

Angela about Booth: I'd like to buy a ticket for that ride (me too Ange, me too)

Sweets: These action figurines? They're awesome
Booth: Still living at home there Sweets?
Sweets: No I have my own place, and before that I lived with a woman, alright.
Brennan: was that woman your mother?
Booth: Yeah, your mommy?
Sweets: No she most definitely was not my mother

Brennan: No we can't ask Jared Addison, He's dead
Sweets: WHOA she is WICKED literal

Brennan to Booth: Do ALL boys keep their masturbatory aids in their shoes or is that particular to you?
Booth: That's for me to know and you to find out

Caroline: A yuletide gathering of the Brennan criminal element

Caroline: Because you're all Dr Brennan and Special Agent Seeley Booth, and it's Christmas and I have a puckish side that will not be denied

Caroline: No Christmas tree. No Way. Not even if you squeeze his buttocks

ok last re-quote but man these all made me smile... especially not even if you squeeze his buttocks... oh man 7 more days

by jro54 Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:43 pm

Angela: Glug, glug, WOOHOO

Angela: I love it when you two impersonate earthlings

Angela: She has more pent-up sexual energy to power a small Midwestern city.

Angela to Booth: Ummm...I don't know. Putting testicles on the outside of th body doesn't seem like a good idea to me.

Angela: Watching you two is like watching the clash of the two horny titans.

I think Angela is hilarious.

...and

Zack: All Angela needed to hear was her job description in a deep, African American voice.

Booth to Brennan: I'm never going to make you fall. I'm always going to be here.

Brennan: Do you love me?
Booth: Yeah, I want to prove it to you.

by gordongordonfan Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:17 am

Like reading these... so many awesome episodes and quotes! How about:

"A Saxon can't go for a walk?" Hodgins to Dr. Goodman
"We're gonna need a bigger boat" Hodgins in his Dreyfuss garb
"This is fierce wretched" Sweets, when Booth arrested him
"No Bones, you didn't answer the question... answer MY question..."
Booth to Bones after she accused him of Jarod's belief he was afraid of success.

Too many good ones!

by lancelot Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:51 pm

My favorite funny line of the whole series is when Hodgins is looking at the semen stains on the sheets that belong to the frathouse on TBITO and he says, "I hope these guys are re-hydrating."

by Pat Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:05 am

Turi ray of sunshine wrote:Booth: "I am with Bones, Cam all the way. Don't doubt it for a second"

This is my all-time favorite quote. I think it is the foundation for the entire show.

by dreamerktm411 Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:19 pm

I loved from season 5:
Cam: "All organisms evolve and develop along patterns only recognized in retrospect. Your life doesn't exist outside the laws of nature."
Brennan: "Then, in ignorance, I await my own surprise."

But probably my all time favorite:
Brennan: "Booth- I knew you'd back me up... I knew you wouldn't make me a liar."
Booth: "How did you know?"
Brennan: "Because you want to go to Heaven."
Booth: "But you don't believe in Heaven."
Brennan: "But you do."

by ShannonQ Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:29 pm

Brennan saying "Yo, sup" and her wide knowledge of the Guido culture in "Meathead" was pretty dang funny! Laughing

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