LQ still for Hero in the Hold

OH I wanna see some Ass-Kickin' Brennan, too! I love me some Martial Arts Tempe!

I CANT WAIT for this episode!!!!!!!!!!!

omg........i cant wait until this one........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and i told myself i wasnt going to look at spoilers any more........but as of a few minutest ago.......well.....i read them all.........every single new one.............you see???????? i cant be trusted.......lol..........and booth looks soooooooooooooooo freakin hot........omg......

I really miss ass kicking Brennan. I mean, they were kinda overdoing it a bit for a while there, but we haven't really seen AKB in a WHILE. Can't wait!

AKB! Love it. I'm stealing it lol.

Yeah, HH said he was overdoing it, but now we've forgotten AKB and we need to see her once again!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease Hart!!!???

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Just had to enlarge this one. But now I'm quitting it, I promise. He just reminds me soo much of Angel in this pic. Whoa. Sexy as hell!

Hey, don't quit there, Lena!!!

I've said it once...and I'll say it again...Booth really need to get out of those wet clothes (or to be stripped out of them?) If he stays in 'em then he'll catch hypothermia...and then he'll need to be stripped naked and put to bed with someone with whom he can share body heat. Yes, I know...the cure for hypothermia...it'd be a tough job!

I've read it in survivor manuals.
#1--strip off all wet clothing.
#2--wrap up in a warm blanket
#3--share body heat if at all possible.

I can only think of one person who he would feel comfortable enough to share body heat with.... Would Fox let a little soft porn slide past the censors for us? hehee

Hey Mama...Fox don't even know what it is to show episodes in order! But fear not! I have a cunning plan! Gather all the Fox censors together...then shout "Wow! Look! Santa!" really loud and point vaguely at a far off point in the distance...whilst all the censors are looking for Santa we stick a blanket over the soft porn and quickly sneak it into the building....

Hmmm...think they have those survival manuals in military helicopters? Brennan could do with reading up on that after all Jared's gonna be under arrest...Booth'll need SOMEONE to keep him warm?

I like your plan, Tink... mind if I put a spin on it?

Gather all of the Fox writers together and shout, "Hey! Free Starbucks!!!" They all look and when they do, we push them all into a closet (don't wanna hurt them...) and lock the door. Then when they're not looking, we'll go in there and rewrite the endings to the episodes!!!

Like so....


Booth and Brennan smile at one another as FADE TO BLACK.
Booth and Brennan start kissing and ripping each other's clothing off as FADE TO BLACK.

That my friend...THAT is a plan!
But feeding all those captive writers...think of the crumbs and the trash that will accumulate within the closet?
How about we run into HH's office and shout "Hart! There's been a mutiny! The writers are creating a BB sex scene...Hurry Hart! Right this way...we MUST stop them!" We then lock Hart inside the closet...saving on the grocery bill and allowing the writers to write whatever they like without ol' Hanson crossing it out and putting BB gaze into one another's eyes over coffee AGAIN.

LOL!!! Mama and Tinkon you really must take your show on the road. There's some good money you're not making.

Of course, if you need extra help with your cunning plans, count me in. I'm quite at my leisure.

I second that.

That's a good idea to take it on the road... now where do I get a costume like Brennan's? Although... *shudders* I wouldn't look HALF as good as she does. I just got an image of my chubby thighs under that short little skirt. Not good... not good... This show might require sunglasses and/or a blindfold.

Heirofloki and Shakari the next cunning plan I think up...you're in! Coz you see what happens when me and Mama get left alone for too long in a thread by ourselves? Madness, I tell you...Madness We talk of wet Booth, naked Booth and warming up wet naked Booth. We talk of stuffing people into closets (not yellow submarines! ) and rewriting Bones! And that does not get you a sparlkly sequiny Brennan eye patch costume...oh no! No sireee Bob! No, that gets you a white coat that's very confining and a room next to Zach in the looney bin...I don't want to wear white people. I have pale skin anyway...white does nothing for me!
Mama? I don't think I'd mind Brennan's costume? but having knives thrown at me would bother me (I can't think why?)

LOL then you can wear the skimpy outfit Brennan's wearing. I get to wear the leather pants and red vest. I'm afraid I won't look nearly as hot, though. I might actually look just plain ridiculous. Ah, well.

Someone should make a list of things to do with a soaking wet Booth. Help me, girls?

1. Strip him NECK-ED.

2. Throw him into a pit of screaming fangirls.

3. Take digitals so you can later photoshop yourself into the image.

4. Even better... Duct tape him to the bed and take pics with yourself and him. Oh, yes.... Oh, yes...

5. Hug him in a helicopter. (think Brennan's got this one covered)
6. Duct tape him to the bed, cover him up and then slowly strip away more and more of the covers each day on the run up to Chrimbo. Kind of like a Booth advent calendar! Then on Christmas day...Hey-Presto! naked Booth in a bed! Just what you always wanted.
7. Keep him as your own personal 'love monkey' and when the FBI sends out the search party and they come a knockin' on your door...tell them, "Agent Booth? Why no officer? *batts eyelashes* I don't know where he could be?"

...I'll think of more....

Oh Tink!!! I want a Booth Advent Calendar!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Don't we all Mama...Don't we all!
Just think...we're up to the 8th now...what would be exposed by now? An arm, a leg, some manly torso? It'd be jolly well more fun than opening a cardboard door to find a Christmas theme shaped chocolate I can tell ya!

Oh, Tink! Go check out the DB section... I have a surprise for you!!!

Spoon feed him his pudding while he's tied to the bed.

Tie him to the bed. Then tie Brennan to him. Bwhahaha.

Shakari wrote:
Tie him to the bed. Then tie Brennan to him. Bwhahaha.

I say we ban together and try to talk HH into THAT storyline!!! i.e. Crazed kidnapper kidnaps B&B and ties them together... Come to think of it, that could be a really fun episode. For real. It would be pretty hilarious!

I made a little something for you guys.... I'll be keeping track of the advent calendar in the DB section lol.

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XD It would be the BEST episode EVA. Das fo' sho'