Juicy Spoilers from Ausiello - In Bed, The kiss, Booth's father

OMG! That's a lot! BB shippers, Santa is coming to town! lol Well, I mean it's obvious, we are in the season but my point is, this week we are getting a loooooooaad!! It seems May sweeps is gonna be big!! With them, in bed *does a happy dance* - we already knew that - and with Booth's father! More troubles for him. Poor man.

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Question: I'm so sick of seeing the words "Grey's Anatomy" in your column every week! How about you dig up some dirt on Bones for a change? -- Jordan
Ausiello: Bones… Dig… Dirt… That's the kind of genius play on words that inspires big-time scoopage. It was a year ago that Bones planted a wet one on Booth, so the time seems right to grill exec producer Hart Hanson about the eagerly awaited follow-up smooch. When is it happening? And will this one be real -- as in, not part of some bet? "I think we'll do a little better this season than just an actual, real kiss," Hanson teases. "But you tell me in about three months whether we've succeeded or not. There are a couple of things I've already said they'll do: I've said they'll be naked in bed, and I've said she will ask him to father her child. So, I think we're moving toward something bigger than just a kiss." What could possibly be bigger that sucking face? Yep, sex was my first guess, too. "The truth is," Hanson counters, "if [two people] share a kiss and they're in their mid-'30s, how long is it going to be before they consummate? My intention is to keep [the audience] very frustrated." Getting back to the how long before they consummate question, I'm thinking May sweeps. Why? Keep reading...

Question: I'm skeptical about Bones and Booth being in bed together naked. Is this a big fake-out? -- Kelly
Ausiello: Depends what you're definition of the word "fake-out" is. While Hart Hanson confirms that the pair will definitely end up in bed together naked (most likely during May sweeps), he refuses to disclose the context, except to say, "It's not free of encumbrance. It's not free and clear. Nothing is easy on Bones."

Question: I've heard more Bones scoop from my dog than you, Ausiello. Please give me something! -- Emily
Ausiello: Oh, yeah, well... did your dog tell you that Papa Booth's coming to town! 'Cause he just might be some day maybe! Explains Hart Hanson: "Booth has some issues with his dad, so we may bring in his father this season. We also talked about having his grandfather show up, but I'm not sure that will happen."

Thats brilliant..yayayay
Thanks for the post.

Fabulous!!! Mary, you are awesome!!! I'm still in shock and wonder about the whole "Booth fathering Brennan's child thing." I still can't quite wrap my head around that one, but I can't wait to watch it all unfold!

WOOHOO!!! Yay, spoilers.

and yay consummation...we like that!

Meegs82 wrote:Fabulous!!! Mary, you are awesome!!! I'm still in shock and wonder about the whole "Booth fathering Brennan's child thing." I still can't quite wrap my head around that one, but I can't wait to watch it all unfold!

Im totally the same....im just thinking how much their relationship will have develop before she can ask that question...better get them smooching quickly...

Yay! News!
And I am excited...I really am...BUT...I'm also a little suspicious
Just a couple of things make me wonder...
HH says "I've said they'll be naked in bed..." but he also says that this is "...not free of encumbrance. It's not free and clear. Nothing is easy on Bones." Translation= We've got 'get out' emergency exits located here, here, here and here. Oh, and an emergency 'it's all just fantasy' life jacket located under our seats.
The 'Brennan will ask Booth to father her child' thing. I'm thinking will be along the lines of when Cam asked Brennan if she was pregnant and Brennan looked at Booth...Booth was like "Whatcha lookin' at me for?"...Yes what WAS she lookin' at him for indeed? With a bit of anthropological symmetrical features...blah, blah...would make an excellent breeder...blah, blah-ness thrown in for good measure.
And my last point (I will shut up soon, I promise! ) if MA asked HH about the S4 kiss...when is it happening? Will it be real? Why did HH side step the question faster than a Dancing with the stars contestant dancing the quickstep?
"My intention is to keep [the audience] very frustrated."...Ooooh Mr HH, I don't do frustrated well...don't make me come over there and smack you!

I'm excited!! Yay!! This made my day. They had better hop to it if they want to get those episodes in before the strike. I'd better get to see a big smooch this season. I mean it!

It's sooo easy to please the fans! lol

Just one other thing...3 months time is NOT May sweeps...It'd be more like March?

marymageli wrote:It's sooo easy to please the fans! lol

Im still not pleased hehe I WANT MORE!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
OH MY GOSH! I'm beginning to believe that they really will make love... of course, they'll backtrack, but I BET IT'LL BE REAL!!!!!!!! hehehehhehe!!!! Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

You know what? I'm sorta starting to doubt that we'll get a kiss this season... And that made me grumpy this morning (well...that and the fact that Tink ain't too well *a-ah-ahh-Achooooo!*) Anywayz I've been thinking...if they do kiss it's really only a physical thing they'd still have all the emotional stuff to sort out. It might actually be better if Mr H gives us the Brennan.Kids.Booth spiel. Does the BB.Naked.Bed.Just Kidding!Not real! And we actually get some proof that Brennan's heart connects to her head, that she catches up to her own reality and that Booth finally admits that there is no line and there are no such thing as guy hugs. Words people...Words...they could tell each other, tell Angela, tell the intern of the week (not Daisy! )
If they rush into the physical thing without thinking of the emotional motivation behind it then that relationship is no better than Brennan and Mark the deep sea welder...Or Angela and Hodgins who ran on sex and laughter...look how well that turned out!
Of course they could have a chat and then make out...and then I could tell Santa to put HH back on the 'Nice' List!

Until HH gives me something awesome again he's on my "oops we must of missed you, but not really we skipped you on purpose" list

Lo wrote:Until HH gives me something awesome again he's on my "oops we must of missed you, but not really we skipped you on purpose" list

Yeah...if you're on that list Santa still visits you...he comes down the chimney...he creeps through the house, where not a creature is stirring not even a gaggle of mad squeeeeing BB shippers....or a mouse (whatever you like?)...He eats the mince pie and cookies you left out for him, he drinks his glass of milk, he takes the carrot for the reindeer...He wipes the milk from his moustache, dusts the cookie crumbs off his coat, pockets the carrot, picks up his sack...and in a swirl of gold and silver dust..is gone! leaving only a calling card tumbling in the soft breeze of his wake...it reads: Never mind Hart...better luck next year. Love

LOL More like,

"Dear Hart. Included is an itemized bill for all of the crap you keep feeding shippers..."

I still bet that they really will get together... but it won't last. They'll write it off as a mistake, or like the mistletoe kiss, not mention it except maybe to Sweets (I'd love to see his face! hahhaa)....

ForensicMama wrote:"Dear Hart. Included is an itemized bill for all of the crap you keep feeding shippers..."

*Snigger!*...the itemised bill? No that was left in this stocking hanging on the fireplace...along with a couple of copies of fan fic and all the yet to be filmed sides (with highlighted sections and post it notes added to 'em by the elves!)
Ah, Mama...I see you're determined that Booth and Brennan's 'Undercover' work will not just be limited to Buck & Wanda Moosejaw! I'm trying not to set myself up for disappointment...so I say No Hankey!, No Pankey!...And certainly No Hankey Pankey! (except what goes on in their heads...a kind of Thinkey Hankey Pankey?...coz you can't be arrested for your thoughts right?...Hmmm?... Arrested?...Now would that require an FBI Officer? )

TinkonBrink wrote:Just one other thing...3 months time is NOT May sweeps...It'd be more like March?

EXACTLY what I was thinking.

This is THE most entertaining thread on the entire board right now. Tink...Mama...you two are awesome.

Ahhahahhahah! You are welcome!!!

Actually, Tink, I just can't wait to see that trailer 'a' rockin'!!!!

"If the trailer's a rockin, don't come a knockin'!" If they cut that scene I will have to hunt me down some censors. I be takin' me bazooka. Booya. Bring out my inner rifle wielding hick. That's right, I was raised in eastern Oregon. I know my trailer house livin', dog huntin', deer shootin', Marlboro smokin', tumbleweed tumblin', Wrangler wearin', wife-beater sportin', barefoot-n-pregnant, Ford-pick-up drivin' protocol!!!

Meegs...me and Mama were going to go on tour 'Mama & Tinks message boards of laughter'...had a circus gig all lined up...then they went and gave our spot to some knife throwing act...Wanda & Buck...Ah well!

Yes Mama...that trailer is a rockin...and it IS from physical exertion on Booth's part...Just not THAT type of physical exertion
And yes, if they cut that scene I might join you Censor hunting. I have no inner or outer rifle wielding hick (and here was you thinking that the name Tink inspired such fear in the villagers that they fled into the surrounding countryside? ) Tell you what? You round 'em up and once we've captured them I'll play 'Octopus's Garden' and 'In my Life' on a loop until they crack?!

I think that one scene makes the whole episode worth watching. Can you imagine the avatars? All animated and rockin? HAHAHAHAH. Yeah, you can all expect that to be my avatar. Write it down, peeps. It's happening. OH yes... it's happening....

L.O.L. You're totally right--this IS the most entertaining thread on the board at the moment. Kekeke!

Oh my gosh. I've totally got to figure out how to make animated avatars...

Hey Shakari!!!!!!!!!!

Damn that Wanda & Buck, Tink! *shakes fist at them* Y'all woulda packed a house!