The Crank in the Shaft-QUOTES

Place your fav quotes here!

My favorite quote of all time, now:

Cam: Have you considered Prozac, Mr. Fisher?

Fisher: Already on it.

Cam: Then double your dose cuz you're bringing me down, and that's hard to do cuz I have worked with death for years and you are making it all look like good times now. So get it together, OK? Eeyore.

Hodgins: You are not going to believe this.

Booth: Ha. Try topping death by office supplies.

Booth: Hodgins, Hodgins, Hodgins. Eyes are glazing over.

Hodgins: It's a Blue Hawaiian.

Bones: What's a Blue Hawaiian?

Booth: It's a potent cocktail. Two of those puppies and you're asking yourself, why am I naked and who are these people?

Bones' eyes grow wide.

Bones: So Patty has sex with someone who then hits her with a stapler. Odd work environment.

Booth about his chair: "It smells like a 300 pound dead guy."