Ways to keep B&B apart in S6

UGH!

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what are they thinking publishing that!! hart could read it!!!

I like their tongue and cheek humor though. My personal favorites are "get max mad at booth again" and "obliviousness" OH and "have one become a psycho killer" lol

I also vote for giving brennan a hot male assistant. whose jealous now boothy boy!?

I'm glad I can find humor in all of this.

That was HILARIOUS! I LOVE the shot of Brennan with Wendall! Also noticed Bones didn't make their "must watch" premiere list this week. I know I sound GLEEful, but I'm glad HH gets a chance to see it's not just internet fans that are like WTF and are finding things moving to beyond ridiculous. Hopefully stuff like tbis will help turn this 'ship around.

I vote all of the 11!!!

Oh please, I had so many better ideas for keeping them apart in Season Six. I mean, what ever happened to Booth coming home, meeting Brennan by the reflecting pool, and saying,

"Bones, I met someone else and they make me very, very happy. His name is Paul."

RM

THX1138 wrote:Oh please, I had so many better ideas for keeping them apart in Season Six. I mean, what ever happened to Booth coming home, meeting Brennan by the reflecting pool, and saying,

"Bones, I met someone else and they make me very, very happy. His name is Paul."

RM

They turned it into Brennan with Angela (alternate lifestyles) - come on, you would PAY to see that! . I myself still love the Brennan & Roger (the astronaut) story from last night.

joybrennan wrote:

THX1138 wrote:Oh please, I had so many better ideas for keeping them apart in Season Six. I mean, what ever happened to Booth coming home, meeting Brennan by the reflecting pool, and saying,

"Bones, I met someone else and they make me very, very happy. His name is Paul."

RM

They turned it into Brennan with Angela (alternate lifestyles) - come on, you would PAY to see that! . I myself still love the Brennan & Roger (the astronaut) story from last night.

You're right, I would pay to see that - but only on Skinemax, otherwise they'd just screw it all up.


RM

OMG hilarious!!

You know what I think is funny...is how many people complain about how many ways HH thinks up to keep B&B apart, but have you seen the FF boards? Bones fans are WAY worse and come up with even MORE ways of torturing and keeping them apart. LOL!

Booth will discover Brennan is a Washington Redskins fan and Booth is an Eagles fan and Eagles and Redskins fans can never be togeher!

By the way; HH has already seen that, I saw his tweet today:

HartHanson Rats! I read this [Only admins are allowed to see this link] and now I can't use ANY of these. Woof

puckishbearscubsfan wrote:Booth will discover Brennan is a Washington Redskins fan and Booth is an Eagles fan and Eagles and Redskins fans can never be togeher!

ahahaha it's true. booth, as a proud Pennsylvania boy will say "sorry bones. I only kiss Philly/Pittsburgh fans." or worse, booth will find a hidden Atlanta Braves baseball cap in her closet. game over.

@Tinkrella, HaHa, I am from the Philly area, and know DB/Booth is passionate about Philly sports. That would definitely put a damper on any relationship. LOL!!!

Booth is a STEELERS fan...not an Eagles fan...LOL!

CRZY, You are so right. I should have said BIG Phillies and Flyers fan. I am also not an Eagles fan.

tinkrella wrote:

puckishbearscubsfan wrote:Booth will discover Brennan is a Washington Redskins fan and Booth is an Eagles fan and Eagles and Redskins fans can never be togeher!

ahahaha it's true. booth, as a proud Pennsylvania boy will say "sorry bones. I only kiss Philly/Pittsburgh fans." or worse, booth will find a hidden Atlanta Braves baseball cap in her closet. game over.

Yeah, except remember Brennan is a Chicagoan from her childhood and she went to Northwestern, so instead of the Skins and Braves it'll be the Bears and Cubs which is way, way worse. I mean, no self respecting man could kiss a Bears/Cubs fan...


RM

Proud to be a Packers/Cards fan!

Brennan will realize that Pat Fitzgerald the head coach of Northwestern is her one true love and she can't love any other and while the love is hopeless (Fitz is married) she decides to dedicate her life to watching endless loop of video of him as a player and now as a coach.

She will also decide to become a professional square dancer and leave the Jeffersonian.

THX1138 wrote:

tinkrella wrote:

puckishbearscubsfan wrote:Booth will discover Brennan is a Washington Redskins fan and Booth is an Eagles fan and Eagles and Redskins fans can never be togeher!

ahahaha it's true. booth, as a proud Pennsylvania boy will say "sorry bones. I only kiss Philly/Pittsburgh fans." or worse, booth will find a hidden Atlanta Braves baseball cap in her closet. game over.

Yeah, except remember Brennan is a Chicagoan from her childhood and she went to Northwestern, so instead of the Skins and Braves it'll be the Bears and Cubs which is way, way worse. I mean, no self respecting man could kiss a Bears/Cubs fan...


RM

Proud to be a Packers/Cards fan!

Wouldn't it be funny if Brennan revealed herself to be a diehard Cubs and Bears fan?

Or they're finally about to be together and Booth discovers that one of her "bedroom hobbies" is to get busy while wearing a Northwestern football helmet.

One time someone PMed me to ask what I was wearing I answered "A Bears helmet, a Cubs jersey, Bulls sweatpants, Blackhawks socks and big red clown shoes"

Scary thing the guy seemed more interested and even scarier I could put that outfit together (I have all those things including the shoes as I used to be a clown for kids).

I was laughing throughout the list, but the last one just made me crack up at how true it was.

LOL.... #10 (devote an arc to them being together but it's all an extended dream sequence) should have also offered up "Or an extended undercover assignment" as an explanation to keep them apart! Seems to go hand it hand with things they would do to 'put them together for our visual pleasure.... but not REALLY together!' [Only admins are allowed to see this image]

(And sad thing is,... at this point, I'd happily take it! :-)

gordongordonfan wrote:LOL.... #10 (devote an arc to them being together but it's all an extended dream sequence) should have also offered up "Or an extended undercover assignment" as an explanation to keep them apart! Seems to go hand it hand with things they would do to 'put them together for our visual pleasure.... but not REALLY together!' [Only admins are allowed to see this image]

(And sad thing is,... at this point, I'd happily take it! :-)

LOL me too!! If only to see that chemistry again.

:-) I know, right?! I'm missin' that chemistry! We've had summer hiatus, but quite a few epi's w/o that chemistry even before that! For me, THAT'S what has to be fixed ASAP! The show dynamic is thrown off with a cooled off/ nearly formal B&B.... bring back the longing! LOL

#12
Brennan feels so guilty that Booth and Hannah broke it off and Booth has been moping even more than last season, so being the BEST FRIEND that she is, she goes after Hannah and demands that she reconcile with Booth.

RubyRuby wrote:#12
Brennan feels so guilty that Booth and Hannah broke it off and Booth has been moping even more than last season, so being the BEST FRIEND that she is, she goes after Hannah and demands that she reconcile with Booth.

...which then activates #8(I think it's 8 ) - Brennan tries alternative lifestyles. Hannah informs Brennan she's bisexual and she HAD to leave because while having sex with Booth all she could think about was Brennan...but didn't think Booth was the type to share.

joybrennan wrote:

RubyRuby wrote:#12
Brennan feels so guilty that Booth and Hannah broke it off and Booth has been moping even more than last season, so being the BEST FRIEND that she is, she goes after Hannah and demands that she reconcile with Booth.

...which then activates #8(I think it's 8 ) - Brennan tries alternative lifestyles. Hannah informs Brennan she's bisexual and she HAD to leave because while having sex with Booth all she could think about was Brennan...but didn't think Booth was the type to share.

Which activates the King's rule #1, Booth will share as long as it's two girls - Brennan and Hannah works so he'll just go out and buy a California King and the problem's solved.


RM