High Fidelity- Bone's style

Since hitting 100 eps seems to be all about looking back and this hiatus is L-O-N-G I was thinking it'd be a great time to make some lists. So, in the grand tradition of High Fidelity(which you must both see the movie AND read the book if you haven't- I know you all have TIME)....

Name your...

Top 10 Bones eps

Bottom 10 Bones eps

Top 10 Brennan lines

Top 10 Booth lines

Top 10 Quips (think Cam and TJ- they've had some great ones)

Top 10 Wardrobe Faves (any character, any season)

You don't have to do all of these, just pick your poison. Or, make up your own top 10 list.

Let's have some fun!!!

Well, since I don't think we'll be graded on this I just give what I can give....

Top 10 Bones Episodes in no particular order:
Judas on a Pole
Proof in the Pudding
Verdict in the Story
Baby in the Bough
Man in the Fallout Shelter

Bottom 10:
End in the Beginning (mostly for being a season finale and not the lie)
Man in the Mud
Man with the Bone
Double Trouble in the Panhandle
Double Death of the Dearly Departed

Top 10 Brennan Lines:
'You know who is really good at jibber jabber?' 'ME!' (Love her! Just to cute)
Her hand motions in Double Death for people having sex.
Her back-handed compliments to Sweets/Angela in 'Physicist'

Top 10 Booth Lines:
Can't think of any at the moment.

Top 10 B&B moments:
End of 'Fire in the Ice'
Losing Virginity talk in 'Plain in the Prodigy'
'To Love' speech ending in 'Dentist in the Ditch'
'Making Love' speech in 'Death in the Saddle'

I know I didn't put 10 out there but that's all I have at 3:30 in the morning.

Okay well have lots of time so lets do em all!!!

Top ten episodes (no particular order):
-Man in the mud
-Double trouble in the panhandle
-Passenger in the oven
-Cinderella in the cardboard
-Truth in the lie
-Proof in the pudding
-Science in the physicist
-Death in the saddle
-secret in the soil
-Verdict int he story
- Crank in the shaft.

Bottom ten (no particular order):
-Gamer int he grease
-Woman in the garden
-Woman on the fairway

Top ten Brennan lines:
- "oh she's being you and herself; i cant imagine why"
- "this is wrong, elephants aren't purple"
- "oh, would you like me to kiss you on the forehead too?"
- Ian: "Does your cowboy (Booth) want to tag along?
Bones: "Oh please don't call him that".
Ian: "He would find it insulting".
Bones: "No, he'd love it".
- "I want a gun, I'm a very good shot and I've killed before".
- "Booth!! We are talking about translation!"
- "well they gave me medication, so i guess i feel the way people of
average intelligence feel, all the time".
- "Although, for some reason that I do not understand, I kept staging
my own death".
- "Booth do NOT kill the clown"
- "who's sperm hits who's egg, shouldn't determine who works here"


Top ten Booth lines:
- "God, I hate London! I hate England! I'm glad we had a revolution!(...) And the weather it changes, it's cloudy...(...) And coffee! What is so hard about making a cup of black coffee..."
- "i gottcha baby" (Harbingers)
- "If Mark and Jason don't know how luck they are. They don't deserve
you in the first place."
- "You're wrong Bones. There's someone out there for everyone.
Someone you are meant to spend the rest of your life with."
- "Do all boys keep their masturbatory aids in their shoes, or is that
particular to you?"
- “Aiming Agent Booth”? What, like a hose?"
- "I'm never gonna make you fall. I'm always here."
- "that silky black hair, that soft skin"
- "fine, we might bicker a little bit"
- "STOP with the whole truth zone thing!"

Top ten B&B moments:
- Kissing scene in Santa int he slush.
- The end scene off Proof.
- The rly hot almost kiss scene at the end of Judas.
- When Hodgins and Fisher made the bomb and Booth "shielded"
Bones.
- The end of two bodies.
- The hand holding scene in tough man.
- The end of Man in the outhouse.
- The end of Cinderella.
- The "the centre must hold" and "you kissed me hand" scene in i
think it was Soccer mom.
- Tony and roxie!!!!
-When bones kissed Booth on the cheek in Knight in the Grid.
- All the back fixing scenes.
- The end of Fire in the ice.
- When Booth is taken aback when Teddy asks him if he never loved
somebody and never told that person he loved her.


Top ten B&B arguments or discussions:
- Bones: Despite the fact that you aren't a real medical doctor, you
have been quite helpful. Thanks.
Dr. Fitts: Oh, you're welcome. Oh, and by the way... You aren't a
real medical doctor either.
Booth: Ouch.
- Booth: Look Bones, you can't go around tellin' everybody what's on
your mind even though it's the truth, okay? Look, what if you and I
were going out, right? And you were, y'know, taking forever to get
ready and you came out in this dress and, I told you I didn't like it,
what are you gonna do?
Bones: I'd reevaluate, change, or ignore you.
Booth: (sarcastically) Of course you would, Bones. Good answer.
- Booth: Look, if I die, I want you to do me a favor.
Bones: (interrupting him) Well, you will die, Booth. It's inevitable.
Booth: Alright, whatever, Bones. When I inevitably drop dead before
you I'd like you to come out and, you know, spend some time and
talk
to me every once in a while.
Bones: Well I'll feel foolish knowing that you can't hear me.
Booth: Promise me. (Bones hesitates, then Booth gives her a sad
look)
Bones: I promise.
Booth: Hey, there you go, ah? You agreed, I didn't think you would
agree! Now, why did you agree?
Bones: I believe that if I pretended you were still here, I'd feel
better. Also, speaking to you would require me to figuratively look at
myself through your eyes -- again temporarily and -- I think that
would make me live my life more successfully.
Booth: Hm. (puts an arm around her shoulder) You know what
Bones, that is the best thing that anyone's ... ever said about me.
- Booth: Can you get lost?
Bones: Why?
Booth: I can be devastatingly charming if you're not watching me!
- Booth: Wait a second. Moving skin on a dead guy?
Brennan: Yes! Then he started foaming.
Booth: Wait a second. Foaming? Okay what would cause that? Too
much beer or, maybe he ate soap?!
Brennan: You should stop using cartoons as a scientific reference.
- Brennan: That Agent Perotta she really ... enjoyed working with us.
Booth: Yeah.
Brennan: But um ... you're the only FBI Agent I wanna work with.
(Booth smiles) Will you tell me what the, Lucky Luciano told you?
Booth: He's not an Italian opera singer. Bones, why do you always
say that wrong? You do it on purpose, don't you?
Brennan: (interrupting Booth) I would like to know what he said.
Booth: He said that I'm not like, my old man. He said I'm made of
better stuff.
Brennan: Well, I don't know your old man, your father but, I think
you're made of very, very good stuff.
- Booth: ooohhh. Okay. Look at them...clowns.
Brennan: The psychiatric term for fear of clowns is coulrophobia.
Booth: It’s not fear, it’s hate. Okay? Big difference.
- Booth:"all right, what I want you todo is take off those glasses,
shake out your hair and say: 'Mr. Booth, do you know what the
penalty is for an overdue book?'"
Bones: "why?"
Booth: "never mind..."
- Bones: I need a forensic anthropologist in the lab so I can spend my
time aiming Agent Booth in the right direction.
Booth: "“Aiming Agent Booth”? What, like a hose?
- Booth: Would you like me better if I was a woman?
Bones: No, I would not.
Booth: Why?
Bones: I'd be jealous that you might be prettier than I am.
Booth: I would be, too. I'd be hot. Smokin’ hot.
- Booth upon smelling the compost heap:
"Come on why don't girls just admit it, it's a natural bodily function.
Your a scientist.
Bones: "Booth I, (then catching a whiff) that had to be you".
Booth: "It wasn't me".
Bones: "He who smelt it delt it". Booth "How do you even know that
phrase".
- Angela: "Is it always like this when you two are together?"
Bones: Yes.
Booth: No.
Angela: "It's kinda hot".
- Booth: "What did you get for number 7?"
Bones: (hiding her paper against her chest) "Is this how you got
through school Booth?"
Booth: "No, well maybe algebra".
- Booth: "You pretty much told me my penis was going to shrink if I
didn't eat organic food".
Bones: "That's not bickering, that's being a good friend".
Booth: "My penis is just fine thank you".

WOW, so that was a good way to pass some time!!

Man, I forgot the best line every by Brennan!

"DANCING PHALANGES!"

DripPan wrote:Man, I forgot the best line every by Brennan!

"DANCING PHALANGES!"

OMG me too, LOL!!!! I love that line

Okay, doing this before I read the thread... just so I'm not unduly influenced.

Top 10 Bones eps
Tied at 10. Knight on the Grid, Double Trouble in the Panhandle and The End in the Beginning
9. Mummy in the Maze
8. The Widow's Son in the Windshield
7. Judas on a Pole
6. Santa in the Slush
5. The Baby in the Bough
4. Verdict in the Story
3. The Proof in the Pudding
2. Mayhem on the Cross
1. Critic in the Cabernet

Bottom 10 Bones eps
1. Cinderella in the Cardboard
2. Tough Man in the Tender Chicken
3. The Bones that Foam
4. Wannabe in the Weeds (though I do like the end)
5. Spaceman in a Crater
6. Skull in the Sculpture
7. Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (though I do like the Parker bits)
8. Intern in the Incinerator
9. Headless Witch in the Woods
10. Girl in the Gator (no disrespect to Gordon Gordon)

Top 10 Brennan quotes
10. Do all boys keep their masturbatory aids in their shoes, or is that particular to you?
9. Forensic anthropologist! That's why no gun.
8. You can always count on the dead.
7. Well, they gave me medication. So I feel how I imagine people of average intelligence feel, all the time.
6. Had it occurred to you that God is a lot like the Grave Digger? He lays down the rules, no way to question him or negotiate. Then, it's almost as though he doesn't care how it works out. Either you do as he says, make some sacrifices and are delivered, or you don't and you end up in Hell.
5. Dancing Phalanges!
4. Don't call me Bones.
3. Just because I have breasts doesn't mean I have magical powers over infants.
2. He touched me with his creepy serial killer hands.
1. Two plus two equals four; I put sugar in my coffee and it tastes sweet; the sun comes up because the world turns. These things are beautiful to me. There are mysteries I will never understand... But, everywhere I look, I see proof that for every effect, there is a corresponding cause, even if I can't see it. I find that reassuring. (Had to get a recent one in here.. and I really like this quote!)

Top 10 Booth quotes
10. Looks like purple smurf. Like a rubber, purple smurf.
9. They burn their victim. They blow him up. They toss him in the ocean. They bury them in the desert. They throw 'em into wood chippers. Sometimes, you know, years go by. They relax. Then they start living their lives like they didn't do anything wrong. Like they didn't spend somebody else's life in order to get what they got. They think they're safe from retribution. You make those bastards unsafe. That's why I'm nice to you.
8. Listen Bones, I would do anything for you. I would die for you. I would kill for you. But I am *not* getting between two best friends.
7. The Grave Digger is not like God, Bones, because God does not make mistakes.
6. Jesus is not a zombie!
5. What I want you to do is take off your glasses, shake out your hair and say "Mr. Booth, do you know what the penalty is for an overdue book?"
4. Yes! Pinky stumps the Brain.
3. Yeah. I'm gonna need a flashier tie.
2. Here we are, all of us, basically alone, separate creatures, just circling each other, all searching for that slightest hint of a real connection. Some look in the wrong places, some they just give up hope because in their mind they're thinking "Oh there's nobody out there for me," but all of us, we keep trying over and over again. Why? Because every once in a while... every once in a while, two people meet and there's that spark, and yes, Bones, he's handsome and she's beautiful and maybe that's all they see at first, but making love... making love... that's when two people become one.
1. It's both a day and an eve, it's a Christmas miracle!

Top 10 Quips (Not Booth or Brennan)
10. Hodgins: I've never seen insects like that... except in Alien.
9. Cam: There's a loop people and I'm in it. Not only am I in it I'm the big, curvy part.
8. Angela: Things in a toilet bowl should not move.
7. Zack: Congratulations on your coffin sex.
6. Hodgins: What? I clicked on a pop-up and got caught in a Pornado.
5. Angela: Vroom Vroom kid, you're already in my rearview mirror.
4. Hodgins: Everybody poops. They even wrote a book about it.
3. Angela: I was turned on by tiger urine?
2. Cam: I'm a wisecracking Pathologist with a dark sense of humor.
1. Hodgins: I rarely find motive in bird vomit.

Top Ten "quotes" that are now part of my vernacular.
10. I like it, just a little too much!
9. love your guts
8. I'm deceptively strong.
7. I need subtitles walking in here
6. steep learning curve
5. this is wrong
4. What you have is faith baby
3. Anthropologically speaking
2. I don't know what that means
1. Everything happens eventually

@spygirl- this is so complete- I feel no need to reply. See me bow down to you:

Noooo you have to share yours too Olivia! I am sure you can come up with some others that rock just as much as the ones I posted and are different! Then I can change my top tens!