Christmas Songs (Bones Related)

Now these were just things that came to mind while watching Bones and listening to Christmas songs at the same time...I don't mean to offend anyone

This first one is written to the tune of "Let it Snow"

oh the weather outside is frightful
but booth's abs are so delightful
his pecks are so hot too
what to do, what to do, what to do

first i will attack him
and then i may just smack him
come on boothy boo lets go
nice and slow, nice and slow, nice and slow

when we finally kiss goodnight
you know i am not gonna go
you're gonna hold me tight
all the night long don't you know

and if you show signs of stopping
my jaw will start with the dropping
how could you tell me no
it can't be so, it can't be so, it can't be so

And this next Christmas classic is 'Walking in a Winter Wonderland'


booth came in just a grinnin'
cullen called there's been a skinnin'
no flesh but all bones
tried to call on your phone
the body's buried deep within the sand

the squints are looking for the clues now
got the where and when
but they need to know 'how'
the victim was killed
their spines will be chilled
finding out about the old cannibal man

in the alley they find another body
again the skin is gone it's just the bones
sweets thinks the guy needs an apprentice
bones says thanks, we can solve it on our own

sweets ideas are a workin
they find out gorgamon is a lurkin
watching their moves, collecting their clues
b and b visit the scary ole man

in the end, they're still a lookin
for the guy who does the cookin
of the flesh on the face
they're in a big race
before another body can be found

and i would like to repeat......NO INTENTION OF OFFENDING ANYONE.....

Thou dost not offend, Cup! But you do make me giggle!!