You know you are Canadian when...

You know you are Canadian when...


* You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
* You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk".
* You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine".
* You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
* You drink pop, not soda.
* You know what it means to be on pogey.
* You can drink legally while still a 'teen.
* You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
* You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars.
* When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
* You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and you don't want to know if he has!
* You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
* Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
* You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
* You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
* You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
* You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
* You know that Mounties "don't always look like that".
* You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly".
* You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
* You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
* You participated in "Participaction".
* You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale , "What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister is good enough for me".
* You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
* You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
* You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.
* You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
* You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
* You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.
* You were mad when "The Beachcombers" was taken off the air.
* You know what a toque is.
* You have some memento of Doug and Bob.
* You know Toronto is not a province. (...yet)
* You never miss "Coaches Corner".
* Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favourite food groups.
* You actually get these jokes and you suggest this fanpage to all your Canadian friends!!

LOL!!! I actually do most of those things :hangs head in shame: lol

Zeddie wrote:You know you are Canadian when...


* You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine".
* You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
* You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
* You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
* Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
* You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
* You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
* You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
* You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.
* You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
* You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
* You know what a toque is.
* You know Toronto is not a province. (...yet)

...And I'm not even Canadian! (Well, not fully- Dad and Grandma are)