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Post by willgirl Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:32 pm

A/N: This comes on behalf of myself and my partner in crime, AnaG!

Twas the night before the Caper, and through the IHBFC
Everyone was plotting, for the Booth Nap you see
The handcuffs were polished by the ladies with care
In hopes that Seeley Booth soon would be there.

Everyone was nestled all snug on their club chairs
While visions of mayhem danced in the air
And I in my wrap-skirt and Ana with her sack
Had just finished eating our pre-kidnap snack

When from inside the club there arose such a sound
I sprang from my perch--we were Boothy Boo bound!
Away to the gutter room we ran like a flash
With such naughty thoughts, how fast we did dash!

The twinkle of lights cast the hall all aglow
And gave us a glimpse of one sexy shadow
Then a man with a hot sexy body and a charm smile to boot
We knew without doubt who was in that hot Santa suit!

With a racing pulse only one thing could soothe
I knew in my heart it was Sexy Agent Booth.
Frozen in place, you'd have thought we were lame
As he smiled and winked, and greeted us by name!

Kat, Mary, Pimp, Jonzey, Loe, Jay and Karlia!
Bess, Gimme, Fly, Kas, Bella, Turi, A2B and Tozika!
Kiki, Red, Riv, Poly, Razz, Sany and Cheese,
Phoebs, Cassi, Miss Debra, Fluff, Francie, Snoop and Meegs!

Magic, Howie, Squirt, Fab, Nane and V,
Evi, Cari, Hifi, Bertie, Space and Ehbee!
He looked quite stunned as he counted in his head,
They were over 350 strong, he knew he was dead.

As with sweet cakes before the fat kid are held,
We rushed that man with needs to be quelled.
Loe grabbed his arms, restrained him with Kas
As a2b snuck a quick pinch to his ass.

And then from the melee, I heard a short yelp
Fab's hand had dipped below his belt.
As clothes fell down and bare skin appeared
He knew these girls should definitely be feared.

He was dressed not all, from his head to his toes
And was quite sticky with syrup from his chest to his nose
"Calm down girls" he said as he fought through the crowd
But no one heard him, they were sighing too loud

His cheeks went red as he realized he was nude,
And some of the catcalls he was hearing were so very lewd
He grabbed a towel off the nearest shelf,
And came face to face with a picture of...himself.

His dignity he held onto with all his might
But as they touched and grabbed, he was losing the fight
"Wait!" he shouted, "Give me a break"
"I've got presents to hand out, even a cake."

The girls backed away, giving him space,
Reluctantly removing their lips from his..err...face
(Meanwhile Pimp and Jonezy were drinking a beer,
and rolling their eyes at the girls good cheer)

To the ladies chagrin, the towel was strategically draped
No more nekkid Booth? They ranted and gaped!
He grabbed the presents, and brought them over to the chairs,
Carefully avoiding all the girls' stares

"Now if you all behave you'll see what i've brought
But one more pinch and it'll be all for naught!"
A2b looked sad, Gimme did too,
The newest girls didn't know what to do.

"I suppose that's okay" Kiki said,
"Are we allowed to take you to bed?"
"No" Booth said shocked, "That won't do."
"I'm with Bones now....I can't be naughty with you"

The girls cooed and sighed, and giggled with glee,
And Bella and Snoop cried "Finally!"
(Though we were all a bit green with envy,
How amazingly lucky was that girl Tempe?)

After this news, things settled down
With plenty of polky dot drinks making the rounds
He handed out the presents, the girls clapped and cheered,
And to their credit, not a one of them whistled or leered

And since we'd been so naughty, it was time to be nice
The whispering began, like little mice
Then Mary and Magic got up from the chairs,
Left the room and headed upstairs.

They came back with the biggest present you've ever seen,
And handed it to Booth, who looked quite keen
There he was, mauled from his head to his feet
But now these girls, they were really so sweet

He opened the box, and laughed with glee,
It was filled with dozens of striped socks you see.
There was also at least ten different pies,
And tons of really snazzy ties

He began to feel safe, there in their lair
They might be crazy, but they really did care
Then he looked over, and saw the gleams in their eyes,
His gut told him it was time to say his goodbyes

No sooner than he stood, did the girls stand as well,
And somewhere some music began to swell
With an instinct that only prey truly knows
He nervously asked, "Girls, where are my clothes?"

They looked smug and tightened their lips
Cause they wanted him naked from his top to his...um, tip
The hormones were really on a roll
At this rate, they'd have him dancing around that stripper pole

So it was time to say goodbye, he really should go
He made for the door, but alas was too slow
The towel fell, thanks in part to Bella
"God" he prayed, "Can't you help a fella?"

He played his last card, his only link
"Ladies, ladies....what would Parker think?"
They backed away, and let him by,
Each waving to him with a little sigh

Then he was gone in a blink of an eye
Leaving behind the ladies of the ABY
So very sad to see their Boothy leave
But at least now they could plan for New Years Eve[b]


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Post by flyersfan35 Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:37 pm

Haha! That was great willi! I loved it!
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Post by missdebra87 Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:09 pm

I absolutely loved it. Great job!
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Post by marymageli Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:08 pm

OMG! How did you know? affraid Embarassed I loved it to the fullest. Thanks girls.
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Post by ToZiKa Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:56 pm

I loved it!
and I even was in it this year! bounce

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Post by queen bess Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:23 pm

so funny! and i'm looking forward to new years eve...lol
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Post by space Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:33 am

LOL! Loved it!
LMAO at this:
And then from the melee, I heard a short yelp
Fab's hand had dipped below his belt.

*high fives Fab*
Great job, Will and Ana!

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Post by Karlia-Wicked-Witch Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:04 am

LMAO that was freaking hilarious....seriously...I've tears in My eyes!
thanks Will!
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Post by queen bess Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:40 am

just re-read and saw this and am now crying with laughter

"As with sweet cakes before the fat kid are held,
We rushed that man with needs to be quelled."
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Post by Polygirl Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:24 pm

wonderful willi and anaG !!

so glad its been so long since we had a good old booth napping!
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Post by Bella Loony Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:34 pm

Yah that's right, I took his towel......YOU'RE WELCOME!!

Haha, you girls did great, that was brilliant and what a lovely Christmas present!!

You rock Booths socks!!!

They looked smug and tightened their lips
Cause they wanted him naked from his top to his...um, tip

Hands down the best line ever!! HAHA!!

Loved it,

THANKS GIRLS!!

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Post by A2BOREANAZ Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:42 pm

i cant believe it........after all the booth nappings we have done...........I GOT TO PINCH HIS ASS..........oh i so loved it...........heeeeeee heeeeeeeee loved how you worked everyones name in...........its a hard thing to do............trust me...........and i cant wait until new years eve.............you two freakin rock...............whoooooo hoooooooo
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Post by A2BOREANAZ Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:42 pm

Bella Loony wrote:Yah that's right, I took his towel......YOU'RE WELCOME!!

Haha, you girls did great, that was brilliant and what a lovely Christmas present!!

You rock Booths socks!!!

They looked smug and tightened their lips
Cause they wanted him naked from his top to his...um, tip

Hands down the best line ever!! HAHA!!

Loved it,

THANKS GIRLS!!

Bella
let me be the first to thank you for taking the towel............you rock........
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Post by Turi ray of sunshine Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:50 am

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Post by Karlia-Wicked-Witch Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:03 am

copied it to my word for keeps.
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Post by vanessaaaaa Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:05 am

Hey everybody, I haven't been here in forever. Mary sent me a message earlier on saying it's closing down. A little sad because I really did meet very awesome people here that I probably would never have met in real life if it wasn't for this. ):

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Post by Turi ray of sunshine Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:06 am

Karlia-Wicked-Witch wrote:copied it to my word for keeps.

I had to hunt them down; found them almost at the end! but they are worth reading over!
man we were insane!!! Laughing BUT OH SO FUN!!!
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Post by Turi ray of sunshine Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:06 am

vanessaaaaa wrote:Hey everybody, I haven't been here in forever. Mary sent me a message earlier on saying it's closing down. A little sad because I really did meet very awesome people here that I probably would never have met in real life if it wasn't for this. ):

VAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *HUGS*
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Post by vanessaaaaa Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:08 am

hee hee Turi! Very Happy How have you been? I've grown up a little. Very Happy

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Post by Turi ray of sunshine Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:14 am

vanessaaaaa wrote:hee hee Turi! Very Happy How have you been? I've grown up a little. Very Happy

I have been OK!! Smile you can go back to the IHBFC main and chat there too Smile

I have been OK Very Happy glad to know you've grown are we talking height wise or maturity wise Laughing
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Post by Karlia-Wicked-Witch Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:17 am

brb gonna watch castle and then I'm all yours.
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